ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 14, 2026

Reservations are ruining the adventurous spirit of the night out

Imagine you're having a pleasant stroll around town, admiring the vibes, and you come across a quaint little establishment that seems empty upon first glance, so you walk in, but then the doorman goes "yeah whole place has been booked"

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 14, 2026

Look man I'm just saying if ghosts exists, why hasn't anyone seen prehistoric megafauna ghosts? Why hasn't anyone ever seen a megatherium ghost? Or a phantom glyptodon? Actually, has anyone ever seen a neanderthal ghost? Do ghosts have an expiry date? Like, if you linger for too long in the mortal world, God will pull you out

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 13, 2026

Daily music recommendation #358

Do you want to impress your suspiciously rich uncle and his Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt-wearing friends? Go learn this song in guitar! Seriously, do it. It's pretty easy. Just some riffs on open chords.

It's also a pretty damn good song with some of Roger Waters' most poignant lyrics, which were ofc written about himself

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 13, 2026

My pet peeve is music artists with quirky/bold stage names who nonetheless make mind-numbingly derivative auditory slop

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  Rosica

• Mar 13, 2026

Curse the cops.

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=26601418312788837&id=100000420883818

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 13, 2026

Easy affirmation routine:

1. Take a deep breath
2. Hold
3. Repeat to yourself "I believe everything federal agencies say"
4. Release
5. Name everything you're thankful for today

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 12, 2026

Daily music recommendation #357

It's easy to hate RHCP. Some think their music just sucks, which is untrue. Some cite Anthony Kiedis being a pedophile, which is true, and if you dislike the band for it, that's fair.

But Frusciante is one of my aguitar heroes. Such a tasteful style, especially highlighted in this song with a riff that sounds playful yet somber at the same time.

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 12, 2026

I do hope a major medical breakthrough in aging happens in my lifetime. I'm trying to be alive for when the North Sentinelese finally industrialize

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 12, 2026

Tipping culture will never not be bizarre to me

Over here, you just go "keep the change" if you're feeling generous or if you're paying your delivery driver in cash

Sometimes small mom & pop eateries will even give you a discount if you look like a broke college student (which I do sometimes)

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  Akkizakura

• Mar 12, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 12, 2026

Xitter has this funny little feature under the search tab called "For You" where it'll ironically shove random posts in your face, regardless of what echo chamber you have built for yourself.

That's all fine and dandy. I don't mind seeing opposing views.

But why does eternal deadbeat loser Elon Musk's everything app think that "other races are inferior and should be subjugated" is the type of tweet I want to see?

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 12, 2026

I've seen a weird resurgence of Sword Art Online love lately...

I don't like that

Bandwagon hating SAO is a cultural institution, and it's at least a decade too early to start reassessing it

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 12, 2026

Shromp Rule #

Lab-grown meat should be where we're heading. It is moral and good for the environment

Especially lab-grown shrimp meat. Actually, specifically lab-grown shrimp meat. Fuck all those other non-sentient creatures

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 11, 2026

The real culture war they're not telling you about is the fight for our English language slang between AAVE and incel/4chan speak

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  strayCat0

• Mar 11, 2026

rate your cousins

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 11, 2026

Daily music recommendation #356

I rarely revisit Tupac's stuff because other artists have since tackled similar themes as he did, but with more technical finesse and more interesting sonic palettes. Still, he's a legend and his songs are classics for a reason. As simple as they were most times, his bars nonetheless hit. No one did sentimental, reflective hip-hop quite like Pac did.

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 11, 2026

Accidentally smacked my dinner and spilled it all over the floor and now I'm wondering if I should just destroy this world

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 11, 2026

I am an ally of the working class

Except for the dude holding up the line at the grocery store. Get a move on, asshole

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 11, 2026

Making commercials for an arms company has to be so awkward

Please buy our state-of-the-art self-guided human-incinerating murder bomb, with extra carcinogens and forever chemicals

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 11, 2026

Bam Adebayo of the Miami Heat scored 83 points last game against the Wizards, passing Kobe Bryant's 81 point game performance for 2nd all-time

I'm sick to my fucking stomach