ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• 33 minutes ago

I've seen a weird resurgence of Sword Art Online love lately...

I don't like that

Bandwagon hating SAO is a cultural institution, and it's at least a decade too early to start reassessing it

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 1:39 AM

Shromp Rule #

Lab-grown meat should be where we're heading. It is moral and good for the environment

Especially lab-grown shrimp meat. Actually, specifically lab-grown shrimp meat. Fuck all those other non-sentient creatures

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 11:26 PM

The real culture war they're not telling you about is the fight for our English language slang between AAVE and incel/4chan speak

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  strayCat0

• Yesterday at 9:46 PM

rate your cousins

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 1:34 PM

Daily music recommendation #356

I rarely revisit Tupac's stuff because other artists have since tackled similar themes as he did, but with more technical finesse and more interesting sonic palettes. Still, he's a legend and his songs are classics for a reason. As simple as they were most times, his bars nonetheless hit. No one did sentimental, reflective hip-hop quite like Pac did.

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 12:00 PM

Accidentally smacked my dinner and spilled it all over the floor and now I'm wondering if I should just destroy this world

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 10:03 AM

I am an ally of the working class

Except for the dude holding up the line at the grocery store. Get a move on, asshole

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 6:13 AM

Making commercials for an arms company has to be so awkward

Please buy our state-of-the-art self-guided human-incinerating murder bomb, with extra carcinogens and forever chemicals

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 3:56 AM

Bam Adebayo of the Miami Heat scored 83 points last game against the Wizards, passing Kobe Bryant's 81 point game performance for 2nd all-time

I'm sick to my fucking stomach

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 11:22 PM

People like to say "opinions are like assholes, everybody has one"

But can we truly say for certain that everybody has an asshole?

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 1:00 PM

Daily music recommendation #355

I might not remember anything from the Bionicle movies, but damn if their soundtracks don't bang. So much early 2000s butt rock goodness.

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 11:20 AM

Back in my day if an anime had 11 or 22 episodes it was gonna be some pretty out there shit

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 6:20 AM

Some days I feel like putting on an anime girl profile picture, but that doesn't match the vibe I give off

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  Frestea

• Monday at 4:36 PM

Forget about sardines. Have some protein noodles.

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 1:45 PM

Daily music recommendation #354

To celebrate Bren Lukens of Modern Baseball fame doing a show after God knows how many years, here's a song sung by them.

This one's for all of my prospective girlkissers out there. It has such a uniquely somber vibe, quite different from MoBo's usual output

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  ShrimpShady

• Monday at 1:19 PM

Canned sardines are actually pretty good all things considered. I could eat them almost every day

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 1:52 PM

Daily music recommendation #353

Happy International Women's Day. Women are pretty cool, I guess

This woman especially had crazy aura

But when you think about this, are they really vain when the song kinda is about them?

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 1:20 PM

I think I should expand my apple palate. I don't even know what varieties I've tasted, but I've definitely had red delicious apples, and they are very red but not delicious. Like eating a 3D printed fruit. Disgusting

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 9:11 AM

Listening to Marron 5's debut

Not bad

What the fuck happened to them

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 2:22 AM

Why do people who claim to be unfiltered only use that unrestricted mouth to say harsh things?

What about unfiltered kindness?