JayMark

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  JayMark

• Wednesday at 5:13 AM

Moo Principle # 524 - I have too many angry reacts. How can I change my ways and become a better bull? I'm sorry for being a jerk. It's my fault.

But I love ya'll an I just an innocent bull don't know no better. You should be nicer to me.

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  Envylope

• Wednesday at 3:58 AM

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  JayMark

• Wednesday at 3:55 AM

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  JayMark

• Wednesday at 3:50 AM

One Moo Novel Idea # 04? - I Clicked A Video Titled 'It's Over' And It Actually Was!

(It's been a while since I did one of these, have to search for the last to number it.)

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  ElijahRyne

• Wednesday at 2:59 AM

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  JayMark

• Tuesday at 11:34 PM

Moo Principle # 523 - I should make an author thread here.

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  JayMark

• Tuesday at 9:56 AM

Moo Principle # 522 - We bovines have a no tipping culture.

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  JayMark

• Tuesday at 8:49 AM

Moo Principle # 521 - I get knocked down, but I get up again.

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  Tsuru

• Monday at 6:44 PM

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  JayMark

• Monday at 9:44 AM

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  JayMark

• Monday at 6:46 AM

Moo Principle # 520 - What happens to a cowardly question mark that denies its heritage, shape, family, and its very son to lock itself in a tower profile writing rules?

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  JayMark

• Monday at 4:13 AM

Moo Principle # 519 - If a duck angry reacts this principle, they will meet with a terrible fate. If a duck like reacts this principle, they will meet with their hearts desire.

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  JayMark

• Sunday at 5:09 PM

Moo Principle # 518 - I am bull. I have big horns. My tribe is moo. Do not mess with me or I will get moo.

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  JayMark

• Sunday at 1:25 PM

Moo Principle # 517 - My ideal partner must be willing to give up steak and all bovine based red meats permanently. This is nonnegotiable.

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  JayMark

• Sunday at 1:17 PM

Moo Principle # 516 - I'm looking for someone around 20 - 23 years old. He must be a CEO with a seven figure salary. It would be nice if he had a little shape shifting ability. He must be seven feet tall, in shape, bulging with muscles, and have seven pack abs. Must be good with children and willing to take care of our family. Must love worms. Singing and dancing top hatted members a plus.

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  JayMark

• Sunday at 10:27 AM

Moo Principle # 515 - Moggdelina Beefearpi, ~29 Unfathomable Eons old, reserved, chaotic, enjoys long walks on the beach, dad jokes, shape shifting and bovines. Single mother of one worm child. Looking for a real man to treat me like a proper queen.

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  JayMark

• Sunday at 10:11 AM

Moo Principle # 514 - It's International Women's Day, so to celebrate, I will shapeshift into a woman.

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  JayMark

• Sunday at 9:19 AM

Moo Principle # 513 - Kids need to stay out of the adult's conversations

Spoiler: Moo

to protect the adults from legal liability for the messed up shit they say.

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  Tsuru

• Saturday at 3:36 PM

Can someone tell me if its true ? (the gun having 1 bullet)

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  JayMark

• Mar 6, 2026

Moo Principle # 512 - Ducks have temper tantrum issues.