ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 13, 2026

Easy affirmation routine:

1. Take a deep breath
2. Hold
3. Repeat to yourself "I believe everything federal agencies say"
4. Release
5. Name everything you're thankful for today

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 12, 2026

Daily music recommendation #357

It's easy to hate RHCP. Some think their music just sucks, which is untrue. Some cite Anthony Kiedis being a pedophile, which is true, and if you dislike the band for it, that's fair.

But Frusciante is one of my aguitar heroes. Such a tasteful style, especially highlighted in this song with a riff that sounds playful yet somber at the same time.

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 12, 2026

I do hope a major medical breakthrough in aging happens in my lifetime. I'm trying to be alive for when the North Sentinelese finally industrialize

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 12, 2026

Tipping culture will never not be bizarre to me

Over here, you just go "keep the change" if you're feeling generous or if you're paying your delivery driver in cash

Sometimes small mom & pop eateries will even give you a discount if you look like a broke college student (which I do sometimes)

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  Akkizakura

• Mar 12, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 12, 2026

Xitter has this funny little feature under the search tab called "For You" where it'll ironically shove random posts in your face, regardless of what echo chamber you have built for yourself.

That's all fine and dandy. I don't mind seeing opposing views.

But why does eternal deadbeat loser Elon Musk's everything app think that "other races are inferior and should be subjugated" is the type of tweet I want to see?

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 12, 2026

I've seen a weird resurgence of Sword Art Online love lately...

I don't like that

Bandwagon hating SAO is a cultural institution, and it's at least a decade too early to start reassessing it

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 12, 2026

Shromp Rule #

Lab-grown meat should be where we're heading. It is moral and good for the environment

Especially lab-grown shrimp meat. Actually, specifically lab-grown shrimp meat. Fuck all those other non-sentient creatures

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 11, 2026

The real culture war they're not telling you about is the fight for our English language slang between AAVE and incel/4chan speak

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  strayCat0

• Mar 11, 2026

rate your cousins

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 11, 2026

Daily music recommendation #356

I rarely revisit Tupac's stuff because other artists have since tackled similar themes as he did, but with more technical finesse and more interesting sonic palettes. Still, he's a legend and his songs are classics for a reason. As simple as they were most times, his bars nonetheless hit. No one did sentimental, reflective hip-hop quite like Pac did.

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 11, 2026

Accidentally smacked my dinner and spilled it all over the floor and now I'm wondering if I should just destroy this world

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 11, 2026

I am an ally of the working class

Except for the dude holding up the line at the grocery store. Get a move on, asshole

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 11, 2026

Making commercials for an arms company has to be so awkward

Please buy our state-of-the-art self-guided human-incinerating murder bomb, with extra carcinogens and forever chemicals

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 11, 2026

Bam Adebayo of the Miami Heat scored 83 points last game against the Wizards, passing Kobe Bryant's 81 point game performance for 2nd all-time

I'm sick to my fucking stomach

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 10, 2026

People like to say "opinions are like assholes, everybody has one"

But can we truly say for certain that everybody has an asshole?

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 10, 2026

Daily music recommendation #355

I might not remember anything from the Bionicle movies, but damn if their soundtracks don't bang. So much early 2000s butt rock goodness.

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 10, 2026

Back in my day if an anime had 11 or 22 episodes it was gonna be some pretty out there shit

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 10, 2026

Some days I feel like putting on an anime girl profile picture, but that doesn't match the vibe I give off

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  Frestea

• Mar 9, 2026

Forget about sardines. Have some protein noodles.