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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 4, 2026

Last December we had a Belgian guy come in to take some field measurements, and I kid you not, he was the sweatiest, smelliest, slobbiest man I ever did see in my whole damn life and everybody at the office knew

Please take daily showers and use deodorant if you're coming to the equator as a European and spare us all. This ain't your weather

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 4, 2026

my ass hurts

humans weren't built for the office

we were built to lay on our stomachs and kick our feet up and down

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 4, 2026

I'm gonna go into tech so I can develop a device that lets you physically beat people up through the internet

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 4, 2026

Shromp Rule #?

You have to watch Shinichiro Watanabe anime dubbed, and also FLCL. Sorry I don't make the rules

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 4, 2026

Watched a dubbed anime clip where one of the characters used the term "chud" ?????

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 3, 2026

If I had a time machine I would really really want to visit ancient cities before they were turned into high rises and parking lots, but like none of the ones that have already been depicted a million times in media.

I want to see Angkor, Tenochtitlan, Mohenjo Daro, Xanadu, that kinda stuff. I've seen enough Ancient Greece/Rome

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 3, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 3, 2026

Daily music recommendation #320

This one's kinda spooky and mysterious, but also groovy. Makes you want to dance while contemplating social realities. It's kinda exotic too, like a humid rainforest. Very peculiar. The lyrics are about mental health too, I guess. It's hard to describe what this song sounds like. Just listen to it.

For fans of like, Black Midi (the band) I guess

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 3, 2026

"It's a cruel world out there," says man with an "I Got Head at the Cruelty Lovers Convention" pin

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Feb 3, 2026

It's not nice having a straight woman like you here.

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 3, 2026

Pullin hairs outta yo buttcrack

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 3, 2026

I pay for dates whenever I buy calendars full of buff hairy men

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  Anemic_Vampire

• Feb 3, 2026

Speaking of British, what do you think about this one, Shrimpy?

I don't know a lot about music, but sometimes I feel like songs like this must have inspired JP anime songs in a lot of ways.

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 2, 2026

I like pancakes

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 2, 2026

Daily music recommendation #319

On Black History Month, I'd be remiss not to shoutout the people and the culture that laid the foundation for the vast majority of music that I listen to it

If you that rock 'n' roll--that Chuck Berry, Beatles stuff (RIP Paul McCartney), Elvis Predley, and everything that comes after, then you are an offspring of Sister Rosetta Tharpe.

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 1, 2026

Shrimp Rule # ?

The more badly designed the menu, the better the food

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 1, 2026

Daily music recommendation #318

Yeah I kinda thought this was a Beach Boys song when I first heard it. Still an eternal banger though

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 1, 2026

Bloodborne is honestly so aesthetically perfect that for the longest time I always just imagined cosmic horror as having a Gothic Victorian vibe to it

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 1, 2026

Whenever I feel myself starting to hate someone in my real life, I chant my personal mantra "well at least they're not a serial killer"

and it's true 99% of the time and makes me feel better 100% of the time