Moo principle # 375 - My beef ears are organic, all natural, carbon neutral, and ethically sourced. *May cause hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, unexpected transformations, and pain.
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Moo Principle # 374 - As a shapeshifter, I can form any drugs in my body any time I want. It's fun. But now it's time to sober up and continue writing so I can be like my inspirational hero whom I have a body pillow of.
Are your beef ears ethicly sourced?
Moo Principle # 373 - Mr. Brown can moo! Can you?
Moo Principle # 372 - Europe has 13 Brests but only one Naples.
Moo Principle #371 - The city of Naples is too far from Brest.
Moo Principle # 370 - I've never drank anythings blood, excluding my own.
Moo Principle # 369 - Cat blood tastes like cat fur.
Moo Principle # 368 - Vampire blood tastes like dark chocolate.
Moo Principle # 367 - We should call the question mark 'Mark' for short.
Moo Principle # 366 - ?️ ? Every night in my dreams. I smell you. I feeeeel you. That is how I know you stink on. Fart across the distance. And spaces between ass. You have smell to show you stink on.
Near. Far. Wheeeeerever you are. I believe that the fart does go on. Once, more, you ooooooopen the door. And you're here in my fart. And my fart, will go on and ooon!!!!!!!
Moo Principle # 365 - AnonUnlimited is the supreme gay. Pay your respects.
I like big bulls!
Itty bitty bulls!
Mississippi bulls!
Inner city bulls!
I like the pretty bulls,
With the bow tie!
Get your nails did,
Let it blow dry!
I like a big beard,
I like a clean face!
I don't discriminate,
Come and get a taste!
From the playbulls,
To the gay bulls!
Go and slay, bulls,
You my fave bulls!
Moo Principle # 364 - Scribble Hub's Pizza-Gate Scandal, circa 2026: A thrwad about question marks suddenly became about pizza after being edited months beyond the thrwad creation, which made the entire thrwad a lie. This caused a scandal. Pizza-Gate.
Moo Principle # 363 - This, Moo Principle # 363, is a very wise and wholesome principle that will leave you all astounded, enlightened, and may I say, improved. You're welcome.
Moo Principle # 362 - There is a pasture that makes you a bovine. I never went there. I hear it's nice.
Moo Principle #362 - Beep. Boop. Bap Bap Bap. Beep.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzt.
Moo.exe uploading.
barp boop.
MOOOOO!
Moo Principle # 361 - Your life is a meme where you are stuck in useless late stage corporate socialism trying hard to find a decent place that serves four cheeze pizza.
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