ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 22, 2025

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna actually write today. I'm gonna do it.

A good friend gave me the incredibly obvious advice of "Oh you know just write even if it's messy and shitty. You can fix it later. That's what a first draft is, dumbfuck", so I'm going to write. I'm gonna do it. It'll be an elucidating experience for all parties involved

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 22, 2025

I feel like getting just 1 expensive haircut in my life. See what I could look like at my full potential

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 22, 2025

Shrimp Rule # ?

Nothing wrong with having an accent. It isn't a good indicator of how well you speak the language.

I've seen people fixate way too much on this stuff

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 21, 2025

Daily music recommendation #246

It might be the middle of November, but this is the perfect song for those hot and humid summer days. Like, it kinda makes me wanna burn stuff. Anyone else?

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  Hoshino

• Nov 21, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 21, 2025

Coworker's been giving me the cold shoulder for 3 days and it's bugging me to no end

Good thing I watched Evangelion and know that this how it be sometimes

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 21, 2025

I've never watched or read Mushoku Tensei, but the slander is incredible

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  Iamnotabot

• Nov 20, 2025

Ah ~ such a cute little shrimppy, let me touch you

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 20, 2025

Daily music recommendation #245

Pretend it's still International Men's Day.

This one's for all my yearners out there. All my Goslings. All the homies who want to bleed out slowly in the snow.

Don't lose hope. There is a girl or guy or they/them out there who will ruin your life for character development.

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 20, 2025

I wish there were some real conspiracy nutjobs here like in America. The thing is, most conspiracy theories about Indonesia are probably true anyway, so you don't really find nutjobs.

Yes, Hitler did die in West Java after being sheltered by the illuminati. Read a book.

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• Deleted member 266

• Nov 20, 2025

You better watch out.

Eminem sues Australian beach brand Swim Shady over name

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 20, 2025

I want to believe that all of the readers keeping Rent-A-Girlfriend afloat are hate-reading

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 19, 2025

I wonder if big corpo vtubers have unions

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 19, 2025

Daily(?) music(?) recommendation(?) #244(?)

The Moog synthesizer helped define the 60s-70s, from The Beatles to Rush.

Wendy Carlos was instrumental (ha) to its development and popularity, seen in this clip with wicked sideburns demonstrating the monstrosity of cables. She'd go on to break the Moog into the mainstream with her debut album Switched-On Bach.

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 19, 2025

Remember guys

When you don't know how to add appropriate drama and trauma to your male protagonist's life, just insert a pretty but shallow female character whose only purpose is to die for the protagonist's development

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 19, 2025

Daily music recommendation #243

Look man, just pretend the Cloudflare outage never happened and that it's still yesterday.

I randomly decided to listen to Lemonade for the first time a couple of days ago, and now I'm questioning why I didn't do so sooner.

This track's definitely a highlight. Intense, angry, rocking, groovy, and Jack White's in it I guess.

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  minacia

• Nov 19, 2025

In my brain, I always imagined you to be some kind of really popular person in real life, not that I actually know anything about you of course

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 19, 2025

I would lowkey read a romance that's just about the protagonist getting together and breaking up with different people over and over again. Kinda like visual novel routes, except all in the same timeline. No harem, no resets, just pain

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 18, 2025

Shrimp Fact #?

Foreigners often overexaggerate how bad durian smells. It's not that bad guys, come on.

Like on a scale of "heavenly flowers" to "rotting corpse at a screening of the Bocchi the Rock Recap Movie", it's around a "toenail clipping"

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  ShrimpShady

• Nov 18, 2025

Rule #4255 - You may be cringe, but at least you open your profile posts up to replies