ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 30, 2025

Daily music recommendation #164

Have you ever listened to Payphone by Adam Levine and the Maroon Boys and thought "Man, this would sound so much better if they cut out the last 8th note of every bar."

Well, look no further.

I unironically prefer this version to the original. It has more tension, and it moves with a purpose.

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  OokamiOkuri

• Aug 30, 2025

I live near Pakuwon and now I am stuck at home. What a terrible day to be awake.

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  Macha

• Aug 30, 2025

Why can't Wakanda do this?

Breakthrough in teacher salaries

The Ministry of Education and Training is finalizing a draft decree regulating salary policies, allowances, support schemes, and incentives for teachers. This decree aims to provide guidance on the provisions of the Law on Teachers, which will come into effect on January 1, 2026.

www.vietnam.vn

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 30, 2025

I have spent the last day or so just seething with rage ? ??

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 29, 2025

On sleepless nights I have waking dreams of the global industrial Ottoman caliphate. Sitting on my Ottoman cushion drinking my Ottoman coffee and eating doner made with my Ottoman AI-powered doner spinner. They are warm and gentle dreams, like the morning ocean. Salty too, like the ocean, when the morning does come and I taste my tears.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 29, 2025

Daily music recommendation #163

no reason in particular

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 28, 2025

Daily music recommendation #162

Hidden gem banger from my childhood. Definitely an acquired taste, but you can't deny those vocals.

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  Alski

• Aug 28, 2025

Daily music recommendation #161.5

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 27, 2025

Daily music recommendation #161

Ever listened to Polyphia and thought to yourself "wow, I wish they didn't suck"?

Well, CHON might just be the band for you.

No vocals? Uhh, for the most part.

Sick dual guitar parts? For days.

Insane drummer? Don't even ask.

Trap influence that makes you feel disconnected from the youth? None here, baby.

Please come back, CHON. We miss you.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 27, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 27, 2025

Are there seriously parts of the world where kids go to school for like, 4 hours a day 5 days a week?

My shrimp ass was stuck in school for 8 hours a day, 6 days a week (Fridays and Saturdays were half days though)

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• Aug 27, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

This video format is so bizarre. It's just a slideshow of artisanal wojaks, with no accompanying explanations or anything.

And yet I still watch.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

Daily music recommendation #160

I typically don't care for the 2010s, poppier sound of AKFG, but this song is undeniable. Very fun, very catchy, very feel good, and somehow sounds more Weezer than a lot of their stuff.

Anyway, I really gotta watch Tatami Galaxy.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

Shrimp Rule #?

The worst lie of modern society is the belief that Eric Clapton makes good music.

The lame duck of the Yardbirds, Clapton has 3 blues licks committed to memory. These carried him to a passable rock career, only to be overshadowed by his true legacy:

Insufferable wedding music.

Like Ed Sheeran who ripped him off decades later, Clapton is a complimentary bread roll. Nice to have, but unremarkable.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

Shrimp Rule # ? ?

A lot of the dumbest shit you will ever hear comes from the mouth of people who can't comprehend that multiple things can be true at the same time

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

MORE FAKE NEWS ? ? ? ?

Yet another misleading headline

Never-ending propaganda from big factory farming to discredit my growing sustainable sentient anarcho-shrimp commune/paramilitary death squad

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 25, 2025

Look, I'll be real. If I ever see a ghost or bigfoot or whatever, I'm pulling out my phone and starting a livestream. Too many people cower away when they see the supernatural. I'm built different. If you've seen a ghost or whatever and you decided to run away instead of getting up close and personal, I resent you.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 25, 2025

Dai

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 25, 2025

I don't know either man