JayMark

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  JayMark

• Mar 12, 2025

Moo Principle #90 - Nobody reads Death Of A Salesman to be entertained. It is a sheer overpowering exercise of using academic ennui to portray family with contempt. Erskine Caldwell did it better in Tobacco Road, which was somewhat entertaining because of the sheer stupidity of the characters.

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  RepresentingWrath

• Mar 11, 2025

Is this you?

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  JayMark

• Mar 10, 2025

Moo Principle #89 - Anon2025, I welcome you into my profile for tea, biscuits, and conversation. ???????

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  JayMark

• Mar 9, 2025

Moo Principle #88 - Shiriru is the greatest and The most coolest, Times a million! ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ Jaymark approved!" for at least 10 times! ψ(｀∇´)ψ

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  SRB

• Mar 9, 2025

:)​

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 8, 2025

Have you ever tried a fish leg?

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  JayMark

• Mar 8, 2025

Moo Principle #87 - The difference between torturing and being tortured is that tormentors want tormentees to learn from their most intense pain, while tormentees don't want to learn from their tormentors' successes.

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  Navillus

• Mar 7, 2025

I require your bones so I can grind them to dust and use it as seasoning for the steak I procured from one of your sheddings-nya.

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  JayMark

• Mar 7, 2025

Moo Principle #86 - This is indisputable proof from deepest lore concerning the culinary proclivities of dragons.

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  JayMark

• Mar 7, 2025

Moo Principle #85 - Dragons love tacos, but they hate anything spicy.

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  Tsuru

• Mar 6, 2025

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  JayMark

• Mar 6, 2025

Moo Principle #84 - I require cat girls.

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  JayMark

• Mar 6, 2025

Moo Principle #83 - Masturbation that brings misery to others isn't masturbation at all.

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  RedMuffin

• Mar 6, 2025

You have become Persian.

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  JayMark

• Mar 6, 2025

Moo Principle #82 - Sometimes, you are about to change back to your glorious bull form only to discover that your body has been eaten by cats. Then you become a royal road for some strange reason. I call this Thursday.

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  JayMark

• Mar 5, 2025

Moo Principle #81 - Sometimes, after becoming an inanimate object and trying to change back to my comfy form, things get difficult.

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  JayMark

• Mar 5, 2025

Moo Principle #80 - *licks microphone* Is this thing on? ?️? Which continental people are known for incontinence? The YourApeein' people!

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  JayMark

• Mar 4, 2025

Moo Principle #79 - All inspirational quotes from Oscar Wilde are subject to editing. Though comments will lock in certain themes, so long as the quote isn't repeated word for word. Example:

Inspirational Quotes from Oscar Wilde

"No thanks, I'm a simple Russian boy." Oscar Wilde

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  JayMark

• Mar 4, 2025

Moo Principle #78 - Inspirational Quotes from Oscar Wilde

"I fat beard man with no cheese? I need you to make a T-rex with my wife before cheese finds me." Oscar Wilde

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  JayMark

• Mar 3, 2025

Moo Principle #77 - *taps microphone* Is this thing on? A mummified horse walks into a bar. It tells a joke. The bartender says, "Why the long face, is it because of that dry sense of humor?" The horse say, "You're a bit of a jerk." The bartender pulls out an uno reverse card! "No, Horse is Jerky!"
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ?️ ?