ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 5:17 AM

Look man I'm just saying if ghosts exists, why hasn't anyone seen prehistoric megafauna ghosts? Why hasn't anyone ever seen a megatherium ghost? Or a phantom glyptodon? Actually, has anyone ever seen a neanderthal ghost? Do ghosts have an expiry date? Like, if you linger for too long in the mortal world, God will pull you out

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 1:25 PM

Daily music recommendation #358

Do you want to impress your suspiciously rich uncle and his Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt-wearing friends? Go learn this song in guitar! Seriously, do it. It's pretty easy. Just some riffs on open chords.

It's also a pretty damn good song with some of Roger Waters' most poignant lyrics, which were ofc written about himself

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 12:49 PM

My pet peeve is music artists with quirky/bold stage names who nonetheless make mind-numbingly derivative auditory slop

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  Rosica

• Yesterday at 6:00 AM

Curse the cops.

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=26601418312788837&id=100000420883818

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 4:43 AM

Easy affirmation routine:

1. Take a deep breath
2. Hold
3. Repeat to yourself "I believe everything federal agencies say"
4. Release
5. Name everything you're thankful for today

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 1:54 PM

Daily music recommendation #357

It's easy to hate RHCP. Some think their music just sucks, which is untrue. Some cite Anthony Kiedis being a pedophile, which is true, and if you dislike the band for it, that's fair.

But Frusciante is one of my aguitar heroes. Such a tasteful style, especially highlighted in this song with a riff that sounds playful yet somber at the same time.

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 12:19 PM

I do hope a major medical breakthrough in aging happens in my lifetime. I'm trying to be alive for when the North Sentinelese finally industrialize

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 7:45 AM

Tipping culture will never not be bizarre to me

Over here, you just go "keep the change" if you're feeling generous or if you're paying your delivery driver in cash

Sometimes small mom & pop eateries will even give you a discount if you look like a broke college student (which I do sometimes)

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  Akkizakura

• Thursday at 6:52 AM

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 6:52 AM

Xitter has this funny little feature under the search tab called "For You" where it'll ironically shove random posts in your face, regardless of what echo chamber you have built for yourself.

That's all fine and dandy. I don't mind seeing opposing views.

But why does eternal deadbeat loser Elon Musk's everything app think that "other races are inferior and should be subjugated" is the type of tweet I want to see?

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 3:02 AM

I've seen a weird resurgence of Sword Art Online love lately...

I don't like that

Bandwagon hating SAO is a cultural institution, and it's at least a decade too early to start reassessing it

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 1:39 AM

Shromp Rule #

Lab-grown meat should be where we're heading. It is moral and good for the environment

Especially lab-grown shrimp meat. Actually, specifically lab-grown shrimp meat. Fuck all those other non-sentient creatures

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 11:26 PM

The real culture war they're not telling you about is the fight for our English language slang between AAVE and incel/4chan speak

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  strayCat0

• Wednesday at 9:46 PM

rate your cousins

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 1:34 PM

Daily music recommendation #356

I rarely revisit Tupac's stuff because other artists have since tackled similar themes as he did, but with more technical finesse and more interesting sonic palettes. Still, he's a legend and his songs are classics for a reason. As simple as they were most times, his bars nonetheless hit. No one did sentimental, reflective hip-hop quite like Pac did.

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 12:00 PM

Accidentally smacked my dinner and spilled it all over the floor and now I'm wondering if I should just destroy this world

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 10:03 AM

I am an ally of the working class

Except for the dude holding up the line at the grocery store. Get a move on, asshole

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 6:13 AM

Making commercials for an arms company has to be so awkward

Please buy our state-of-the-art self-guided human-incinerating murder bomb, with extra carcinogens and forever chemicals

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 3:56 AM

Bam Adebayo of the Miami Heat scored 83 points last game against the Wizards, passing Kobe Bryant's 81 point game performance for 2nd all-time

I'm sick to my fucking stomach

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 11:22 PM

People like to say "opinions are like assholes, everybody has one"

But can we truly say for certain that everybody has an asshole?