Accidentally smacked my dinner and spilled it all over the floor and now I'm wondering if I should just destroy this world
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I am an ally of the working class
Except for the dude holding up the line at the grocery store. Get a move on, asshole
Making commercials for an arms company has to be so awkward
Please buy our state-of-the-art self-guided human-incinerating murder bomb, with extra carcinogens and forever chemicals
Bam Adebayo of the Miami Heat scored 83 points last game against the Wizards, passing Kobe Bryant's 81 point game performance for 2nd all-time
I'm sick to my fucking stomach
People like to say "opinions are like assholes, everybody has one"
But can we truly say for certain that everybody has an asshole?
Daily music recommendation #355
I might not remember anything from the Bionicle movies, but damn if their soundtracks don't bang. So much early 2000s butt rock goodness.
Back in my day if an anime had 11 or 22 episodes it was gonna be some pretty out there shit
Some days I feel like putting on an anime girl profile picture, but that doesn't match the vibe I give off
Forget about sardines. Have some protein noodles.
Daily music recommendation #354
To celebrate Bren Lukens of Modern Baseball fame doing a show after God knows how many years, here's a song sung by them.
This one's for all of my prospective girlkissers out there. It has such a uniquely somber vibe, quite different from MoBo's usual output
Canned sardines are actually pretty good all things considered. I could eat them almost every day
Daily music recommendation #353
Happy International Women's Day. Women are pretty cool, I guess
This woman especially had crazy aura
But when you think about this, are they really vain when the song kinda is about them?
I think I should expand my apple palate. I don't even know what varieties I've tasted, but I've definitely had red delicious apples, and they are very red but not delicious. Like eating a 3D printed fruit. Disgusting
Listening to Marron 5's debut
Not bad
What the fuck happened to them
Why do people who claim to be unfiltered only use that unrestricted mouth to say harsh things?
What about unfiltered kindness?
I sentence you to life in a culturally rich third world tropical wonderland with an additional 25 years of being forced to watch as its people are priced out by tourists and investors
Daily music recommendation #352
Once again I don't remember if I've recommended this before. But I don't care, as this song is such a vibe. And also like, the only English-language ska punk song I know other than the ones off that Christian ska punk album.
Anyway, the bass line in this is so fun to play
I wonder if it's worth buying a cheap hand frother or if it'll blow up and atomize me -
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