JayMark

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  JayMark

• Sunday at 1:17 PM

Moo Principle # 516 - I'm looking for someone around 20 - 23 years old. He must be a CEO with a seven figure salary. It would be nice if he had a little shape shifting ability. He must be seven feet tall, in shape, bulging with muscles, and have seven pack abs. Must be good with children and willing to take care of our family. Must love worms. Singing and dancing top hatted members a plus.

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  JayMark

• Sunday at 10:27 AM

Moo Principle # 515 - Moggdelina Beefearpi, ~29 Unfathomable Eons old, reserved, chaotic, enjoys long walks on the beach, dad jokes, shape shifting and bovines. Single mother of one worm child. Looking for a real man to treat me like a proper queen.

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  JayMark

• Sunday at 10:11 AM

Moo Principle # 514 - It's International Women's Day, so to celebrate, I will shapeshift into a woman.

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  JayMark

• Sunday at 9:19 AM

Moo Principle # 513 - Kids need to stay out of the adult's conversations

Spoiler: Moo

to protect the adults from legal liability for the messed up shit they say.

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  Tsuru

• Saturday at 3:36 PM

Can someone tell me if its true ? (the gun having 1 bullet)

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  JayMark

• Friday at 5:13 PM

Moo Principle # 512 - Ducks have temper tantrum issues.

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  JayMark

• Friday at 5:08 PM

Moo Principle # 511 - You're my alt account.

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  JayMark

• Friday at 5:08 PM

Moo Principle # 510 - I'm your alt account.

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  JayMark

• Friday at 3:08 PM

Moo Principle # 509 - "You have to chew it thoroughly and let your saliva drench it. Otherwise you cough the it up and it will stick to your clothes because of the moistness." Conqueror_Quack

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  JayMark

• Friday at 1:14 AM

Moo Principle # 508 - The most important discussions on which the fate of the universe hinges happen here on SHF, in the community games section. And the last to comment will win it all.

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  JayMark

• Friday at 12:55 AM

Moo Principle # 507 - You can be sad in your happy place and happy in your sad place.

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  JayMark

• Mar 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 506 - Being too busy for your own child is questionable behavior.

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Mar 5, 2026

Good job jinxing it with moo 504

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  sleepandeatallday

• Mar 5, 2026

ahhhh! A worm! *sprays insecticide*

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  JayMark

• Mar 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 505 - Why am I a worm right now? To be well prepared for the incoming shit storm.

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  JayMark

• Mar 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 504 - I heard this place has grown quiet. If this is quiet. It must have been crazy when it was loud. Well, let me help.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 5, 2026

Jesus that PFP

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  JayMark

• Mar 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 502 - The No More Praise Anon thread is not done. Give AnonUnlimited Praise, for his son is the worm. Leto Anonmited II, God Emperor of Scribble Dune, is real. It is not some delusion. Just like Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie is a real bull.

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  NotaNuffian

• Mar 5, 2026

I thought you became Rayquaza.

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  JayMark

• Mar 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 501 - I don't understand all the fuss over sleeping paterns. I like naps though, and I'm not ashamed of it. Cat's might sleep too much though. But, ya know, sleep when you want. And when it's rainy. Rainy weather puts me to sleep fast.