ShrimpShady

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  unlaumy

• Mar 3, 2026

"We must all accept reality, but just accepting reality is the feat of a human being who can no longer develop. For humans can also create new realities. If no one wants to create new realities, then 'progress' as a word and meaning should be erased from human dictionary." - Pramoedya Ananta Toer

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 3, 2026

DB Cooper is the Zodiac Killer

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 3, 2026

When you have to watch a youtuber you hate because they're the only one covering a thing you're interested in

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 3, 2026

My neck hurts. Take care of your bodies, kids. Or you'll end up like this crustacean

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  Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

• Mar 2, 2026

Nice banner.

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 2, 2026

Daily music recommendation #347

I am deeply in romantic love with Tokoyami Towa of Hololive JP Generation 4. This cover is immaculate, it's angelic. It's kinda got that church swing, don't it? That's how immaculate it gets.

Her vocal delivery is incredible in this cover. Reminds me why I almost never listen to Vocaloid originals

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 2, 2026

To all the young'ns out there, heed this piece of wisdom from this old man: take care of your joints

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 2, 2026

Ragebaiting shouldn't be so addicting

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Mar 2, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 2, 2026

Takin a shit 15 minutes before break time for optimization

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 1, 2026

I've been thinking about changing my profile banner as I've decided it's not funny anymore.

I will randomly pick a banner to use from the replies to this post

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 1, 2026

Ice cream vendor: hey man want a free sample?

Guy bereft of a jawline: Nothing's really free. You pay with higher taxes

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  ShrimpShady

• Mar 1, 2026

Daily music recommendation #346

Oh yeah I listen to classical music

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 28, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 28, 2026

Daily music recommendation #345

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 28, 2026

There are so many thoughts that I have about certain things going on in the world, but I feel like I've already had enough strikes. I can't risk even more strikes, so I guess I'll preemptively censor and defend myself

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 28, 2026

I wish you could do nested spoilers here. Like spoilers within spoilers within spoilers

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 28, 2026

Man this really was one of the prettiest shows of all time and yet we're probably never getting a third season

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 28, 2026

So if a white guy dresses up as Michael Jackson and bleaches his skin, is it blackface?

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 27, 2026

Shromp Rule #

Learn to enjoy guilt without rest