Moo Principle # 500 - Oat milk has too many calories; it makes sense for bodybuilders and athletes trying to bulk up, but anyone who isn't constantly working out should probably stay away from it. Cow milk OP!
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Mpp Principle # 500 ? The 500th Moo Principle should be very special. Please give me suggestions. I might edit it to the best or most reacted suggestion
Moo Principle # 499 - How does a question mark know it's pregnant? It misses a period.
Moo Principle # 498 - If you ask a question. It makes a question mark stop and it becomes pregnant. This is known as the pregnant pause.
Moo Principle # 497 - This is bad. I'm getting confused. I'm starting to think I'm Pangmida.
Time to draw everyone pregnant!
Moo Principle # 496 - I ate duck meat today and it was delicious! This is me Umaiiiiii Oishiiiiiiiii face!
I am confused by ur pfp
Moo Principle # 495 - There is no rule 34 of me because of how wholesome I am.
What a beautiful coffin. If I die inside you would I be resurrected as a vampire princess?
Now you look like you're made out of chocolate.
What a nice looking chair. Would be a real shame if someone stole it and messed with it to make a cozy towel rake.
Are you an aquarium? Because… because I want to sit on you. Uh… what was the line again?
Moo Principle # 494 - Yes.
Moo Principle # 493 - Leto Anonmited II, God Emperor of Scribble Dune may only live for 2 to 7 years, but he will always be your son.
Moo Principle # 492 - List making isn't a style.
*stabs* I can finally stab you since you're no longer in cow form!
Moo Principle # 491 - Is anybody thirsty for liquid?
Moo Principle # 490 - Error, Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie.exe has stopped working.
I thought you were @binarysoap for a moment with that new pfp -
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