JayMark

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  JayMark

• Mar 5, 2026

Moo Principle # 501 - I don't understand all the fuss over sleeping paterns. I like naps though, and I'm not ashamed of it. Cat's might sleep too much though. But, ya know, sleep when you want. And when it's rainy. Rainy weather puts me to sleep fast.

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  Prince_Azmiran_Myrian

• Mar 5, 2026

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  Doctah_Quack

• Mar 4, 2026

First it was the flower, then the abominable woman, then the bull. What's next? The cape, the gown, the legs or the blank background?

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  JayMark

• Mar 4, 2026

Moo Principle # 501 - I'm goofing around too much on forums. I'm gonna go goof around writing and try to step back a bit unless its important, like winning in the last to comment thread or posting arts.

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  JayMark

• Mar 4, 2026

Moo Principle # 500 - Oat milk has too many calories; it makes sense for bodybuilders and athletes trying to bulk up, but anyone who isn't constantly working out should probably stay away from it. Cow milk OP!

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  CinnaSloth

• Mar 3, 2026

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  JayMark

• Mar 3, 2026

Mpp Principle # 500 ? The 500th Moo Principle should be very special. Please give me suggestions. I might edit it to the best or most reacted suggestion

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  JayMark

• Mar 2, 2026

Moo Principle # 499 - How does a question mark know it's pregnant? It misses a period.

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  JayMark

• Mar 2, 2026

Moo Principle # 498 - If you ask a question. It makes a question mark stop and it becomes pregnant. This is known as the pregnant pause.

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  JayMark

• Mar 2, 2026

Moo Principle # 497 - This is bad. I'm getting confused. I'm starting to think I'm Pangmida.

Time to draw everyone pregnant!

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  JayMark

• Mar 2, 2026

Moo Principle # 496 - I ate duck meat today and it was delicious! This is me Umaiiiiii Oishiiiiiiiii face!

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• Deleted member 44974

• Mar 2, 2026

I am confused by ur pfp

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  JayMark

• Mar 1, 2026

Moo Principle # 495 - There is no rule 34 of me because of how wholesome I am.

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  pangmida

• Mar 1, 2026

What a beautiful coffin. If I die inside you would I be resurrected as a vampire princess?

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  SRB

• Feb 28, 2026

Now you look like you're made out of chocolate.

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  Anemic_Vampire

• Feb 28, 2026

What a nice looking chair. Would be a real shame if someone stole it and messed with it to make a cozy towel rake.

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  pangmida

• Feb 27, 2026

Are you an aquarium? Because… because I want to sit on you. Uh… what was the line again?

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  JayMark

• Feb 27, 2026

Moo Principle # 494 - Yes.

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  JayMark

• Feb 27, 2026

Moo Principle # 493 - Leto Anonmited II, God Emperor of Scribble Dune may only live for 2 to 7 years, but he will always be your son.

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  JayMark

• Feb 27, 2026

Moo Principle # 492 - List making isn't a style.