There lived a certain boi in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes, a flaming glow
Most people look at him with terror and with fear
But to SHF, he was such a lovely dear
He would steal limbs as an eldritch monster
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of creature
Women would desire
Something happened to the right side of my head/neck and my right eye. For the whole night it felt like my eye grew in size, it was more annoying than painful. Yet I still whined like a dog for half a night.

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