SRB

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  SRB

• Oct 13, 2023

Haven't had the change to post this one, because my last joke about the army wasn't a joke. Mother Russia demands her debt back.

Nick is crossing village slowly –
Outside it is cold and snowy.
But his dick is up and running
Just in case if something’s coming.

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  SRB

• Oct 6, 2023

This. This is my future in the army.

Old Ivan Ilyich and I
Used to work at a CI
He's a fuckhead, so am I
Someone’s filched our CI.

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  SRB

• Oct 5, 2023

Why the hell are you here? Go stalk someone else.

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  Tsuru

• Oct 5, 2023

Best 2d russian theme
(minus TETRIS being a total different dimension of quality)

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  SRB

• Oct 2, 2023

ANOTHER ONE. AND ANOTHER ONE!

Two of us — me and my buddy
Giving gifts to everybody
You get daughter, you get son
Patriotic duty’s done

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  SRB

• Sep 28, 2023

Some dark Russian humor for my comrades. Of course, that's an adaptation, but what can you do?

Kids are asking uncle Peck:
Why's there wire on your neck?
Uncle has no words to spare
Swinging calmly in the air.

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  SRB

• Sep 27, 2023

Hmm, yes, you all should see another glimpse of Russian culture. I've got a few in my little secret stolen book.

Coffee pot's a bit unstable
Dishes fall around
Fucking on a little table
Makes a lot of sound

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  SRB

• Sep 26, 2023

Do you want to read another obscene Russian folk chastushka? Too bad, I already got you one.

You were mine the other day,
Mike is screwing you today.
He's got cock as thick as trees
On the Shishkin's masterpiece.

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  SRB

• Sep 24, 2023

Do you want to hear a Russian folk chastushka translated into English? Great, here's one!

Starlet's fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend's briefs,
I don't mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.

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  TheMonotonePuppet

• Sep 17, 2023

Are you related to Señor Screaming Fingers?

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  Raymann

• Sep 4, 2023