ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 13, 2026

I saw a xeet complaining about how women's standards are too high and that they won't date you even if you're a good man because you're under 5'5

I thought "5'5? Not 6 foot?"

Checked the location

Vietnam

Why are my SEAbros like this

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  unlaumy

• Feb 13, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 13, 2026

I have never touched the ignore button thus far, but Lord is she a temptress

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 13, 2026

I was researching a local plant to write a profile on. Imagine my shock when I learned that one of the English names for it contained the n word hard R

The plant isn't even native to Africa. Old scientists were just racist as hell wtf

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 13, 2026

xitter stop refreshing while i'm reading a xeet challenge (impossible)

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 12, 2026

Daily music recommendation #329

The fuck do you know about Stick RPG 2?

Yeah, that's what I thought

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 12, 2026

With regards to the pronoun thread:

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 12, 2026

Reddit is blocked here, so whenever you people post an image from the site it just feels like this:

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 12, 2026

When I first heard Dragostea din tei, I thought they were singing in gibberish

Then I learned about the nation of Moldova

And I realized I was right

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 12, 2026

Translation:

"Debating with me is useless. Because I don't want to win, I just want to piss you off."

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 12, 2026

The unwritten pitfall of writing a supernatural sidekick character who's always with the protagonist but invisible to most of the cast is that sometimes you just forget they exist. You'll write chapter after chapter before realizing they haven't spoken a word.

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 12, 2026

I have a pen hooked by the cap to my shirt pocket like a dork

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 12, 2026

The correct way to think about your country is to absolutely fucking despise it almost to an irrational degree

but also to love it just a teeny bit more

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 11, 2026

Daily music recommendation #328

Mr. Morale is such a fascinating album, which is why I've recommended so many songs off it. Just an excuse to talk more about the record. Definitely Kendrick's most personal, conflicted work, but it's also his least immediate. Not all the songs bang, which is why I don't return to it as much, but the ones that do stand out a lot.

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 11, 2026

I feel like there's a profile picture renaissance going on. Everybody's getting new and even personalized profile pictures, highlighting their individuality.

It makes me want to finally change my profile picture too

But sadly part of my branding is me being a shrimp in name only. I can't afford to have any media actually related to shrimp

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 11, 2026

That thread about sensitive subject matter reminded me of a debate I've been having with myself lately, regarding how much bad you can make your protagonist do before you lose your readers.

We all love flawed protagonists, and in some works, these protagonists can be straight up evil. But where's the line?

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 11, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 11, 2026

People will look at you in the eye and tell you that Queen are a bad band

Likewise people will look at you in the eye and tell you that The Rolling Stones are a good band

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  Louhi

• Feb 11, 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Feb 11, 2026

If a sexy character looks better with more clothes on, you have failed in designing a sexy character