Somebody brushed their sh*tty *sshole with my toothbrush. Diabolical.
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Vampires don't reflect in silver mirrors, but I have to wonder if they ever tried gold, copper, or aluminum mirrors.
I ate pizza. I enjoyed it.
Instead of a bowl of cereal and milk, I have a bowl of cereal and a 0.75 liter plastic cup full of milk. Sometimes, I refill the cup of milk while eating the cereal, and then I drink even more milk. I love milk-yeem~.
Dinner was tacos instead of pizza. Still delicious.
I played videogames for 12 minutes today before I got rudely interrupted by two evil devil toddlers and an autistic(just like me) little sister, who were screaming about my soul's extended warranty.
Probably pizza for dinner later.
I just ate 2 burritos and 4 tacos, and my stomach feels bloated.
Root beer and pizza.
@SRB
If that wasn't you two nights ago, then I'm going to be both mad, and sad.
Pistachio ice cream.
Two nights ago, I woke up confused as to why I felt something inside me. Turns out I was having a sleep paralysis demon do me from behind...
It's tea time.
In my dream, I drew a sealing circle, which captured an eldritch monstrosity, which I then slaughtered and drank and ate of its blood and flesh.
The ground is covered in snow.
We have a Colonel Sanders visual novel, but do we have a Wendy visual novel? If not, we need one. Also, Ronald McDonald visual novel and Burger King visual novel. We need all of these.
I went out and ate pizza with my mother. We got ice cream afterwards.
TwuUur?
Have no expectations, and then whenever you feel let down, it won't be because of your expectations.
In lizard person society, how handsome a man is is determined by how green he is, and Mark Zuckerberg is ugly, because he is not green. -
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