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Have no expectations, and then whenever you feel let down, it won't be because of your expectations.
In lizard person society, how handsome a man is is determined by how green he is, and Mark Zuckerberg is ugly, because he is not green.
I'm eating an 8 inch long brownie because I feel like it.
I'm tired, because I'm depressed.
Just took them out of the oven.
The peanut butter brownies are in the oven.
I'm going to make peanut butter brownies later.
I miss five years ago, when I could get a good loaf of fresh bread for only 20¢
Pick one:
47 loaves of freshly baked French bread
or
1 troy ounce of silver
Perverted Alien!
Don't squeeze other's girl again!
And stop lying, my heart almost sized by your lies, God emperor my feet!
I have cookies and cream popcorn and a big bottle of very pulpy aloe juice drink. I love aloe juice drinks with lots and lots of pulp.
I had a brief passing thought yesterday, and I immediately forgot what it was, because it wasn't in my own language, but I perceived it as such. I feel like I'm forgetting something from before my body's conception.
Accidentally got locked outside in 13°F(-10.56°C) weather without a shirt or coat on. Had to wake everyone up with the doorbell to get back inside.
Dinner was two grilled cheese sandwiches and a big bowl of tomato soup. I love grilled cheese-yeem~.
When one cultivates far enough, the nerves, blood, and blood vessels in the body adapt to be made of dark matter, and severing the head will only be a minor inconvenience, as you could simply reattach your own head if you're quick enough.
I want hard pretzels.
Quelk.
I am six inches tall. -
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