I was roaming around the world (clock) and realized you and my dad live in the same timezone lol.
Hey, Dad! How is it going over there?
Hey, Dad! How is it going over there?
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Oh you’re Russian? Why don’t you Russian to my arms ?
I'm angry. It looks like the ai curse caught up to me.
I look for new shitty fanfics. I start reading one with an interesting description. It's AI generated. There's nothing about it in the tags.
You can be my Barnaul and I can be your Moscow.
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I'm done with strange pick-up lines for today. Good night, tell me later if they weren't weird enough.
Maybe I should actually sleep instead of making up strange pick-up lines.
... Nah.
I need new glasses, the ones I'm wearing the most are light, but they're squeezing my head a bit too much.
Comrade I did it
(for legal reasons guys this is all jokes)
Cooking bolognese.
Comrade would you like to pose like this with me :)
Why you become the guy that touch me in my sleep, suck on my toes, and give deep kiss to me?
It seems like the fuckers who were supposed to shovel snow in my parents' neighbourhood decided that we actually don't need to walk. Or drive. Or live.
How I imagine you to look like
I should probably go to sleep.
Good night. ?
Merry Christmas!
Don't be shy and ask more people to make out on forums.
Do you listen to new Eminem? -
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