Moo Principle # 320 - You're the worst. [But no, not you dear reader. This principle is only for certain rule making interogative punctuation marks.] [Everyone else is also the best, except them.]
[Also Moo] [Get owned question mark, ? ?]
Moo Principle # 317 - Making a detailed character from Libya with accurate historic and cultural considerations is very difficult. I thought I'd be finished the chapter by now but am still researching.
Moo Principle # 313 - I wrote and twice edited 2k words today instead of playing video games but now my soggy brain is tired. I want to come back later and do it again though.
A teenage cow learns how to use the internet. It wants to announce to everyone that it's a cow. But it accidentally makes a single letter typo, and everyone never stops reminding it of that mistake.
Moo Principle # 311 - Butterflies and moths are closely related to question marks. If you look closely, you can see the resemblance. Every time you type a question mark, one is born or one dies.
Moo Principle # 309 - Know what you are eating. It's inadvisable to attempt consuming a Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie without the stick of Fundleburg handy as a safety measure. And that's the minimum precaution. Have you not seen the flute?
Moo Principle # 308 - This is Moo Principle # 1 for accounting purposes. The next Moo Principle will be number 309 but will be Moo Principle # 1,398,067 for accounting purposes.