Mc reincarnates as a cow.
JayMark
It's Not Easy Being Nobody, But Somebody Has To.
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Moo Principle #244 - I've banished you all to ... .... ... ... ... .. ... .... .... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ....
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THE SHADOW REALM!
*I've finally discovered dark mode.
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Moo Principle #243 - I want to be bonked. I want to be bonked hard. There is nothing like being bonked. I will search the world over for the one whose bonks drive me bonkers.
One Moo Story Idea #4 - Dough Note: The story of a boy named Light Abura who was picked on for being fat. He finds a notebook that alows him to write names. Any person whose name is written in the Dough Note will become morbidly obese.
Moo Principle # 242 - If a prospective partner strips, has you measure them, buys you clothes, introduces you to all their friends and you are still trying to figure out if they like you, you are actually trying to find out if you like them.
Moo Principle #241 - I am Mogg-Dell Beef Ear Pie. The first part of the name can be spelled Moggdel, MoggDell, Mogdel, Mog-Del, Mogg-dell, Mog-del, or or Mogdell. All are correct. All are wrong. Excluding the 'Beef Ear Pie' both offends and gratifies my temperaturemint. Thank you for your attention in this mooooooooooooooooter.
Moo Principle # 240 - I haven't been concentrating hard enough on the right things.
One Moo Story Idea # 3 - Actually that isn't a trash idea so I'm going to keep it to myself.
Moo Principle #239 - I'm devoting this full weekend to writing. It'll be the last full weekend I have for a while.
Yeem Principal #238 - Get your butt back to class before I give you detention!
Moo Principle # 237 - This place is a mess again. I try my damn best here to be a parent and you all are not making it easy on me.
Don't you walk away. You don't think I saw that? Of all places you could have played with ball, you played with your father's urn. After I just gave you a cookie!
Unfollowed. I can't handle betrayal like this.
You've shrimped. ??
Moo Principle #236 - I'm feeling snarky today. Quite snarky. I'm a snarky pickle bull. -
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