ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 28, 2025

Daily music recommendation #162

Hidden gem banger from my childhood. Definitely an acquired taste, but you can't deny those vocals.

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  Alski

• Aug 28, 2025

Daily music recommendation #161.5

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 27, 2025

Daily music recommendation #161

Ever listened to Polyphia and thought to yourself "wow, I wish they didn't suck"?

Well, CHON might just be the band for you.

No vocals? Uhh, for the most part.

Sick dual guitar parts? For days.

Insane drummer? Don't even ask.

Trap influence that makes you feel disconnected from the youth? None here, baby.

Please come back, CHON. We miss you.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 27, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 27, 2025

Are there seriously parts of the world where kids go to school for like, 4 hours a day 5 days a week?

My shrimp ass was stuck in school for 8 hours a day, 6 days a week (Fridays and Saturdays were half days though)

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• Aug 27, 2025

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

This video format is so bizarre. It's just a slideshow of artisanal wojaks, with no accompanying explanations or anything.

And yet I still watch.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

Daily music recommendation #160

I typically don't care for the 2010s, poppier sound of AKFG, but this song is undeniable. Very fun, very catchy, very feel good, and somehow sounds more Weezer than a lot of their stuff.

Anyway, I really gotta watch Tatami Galaxy.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

Shrimp Rule #?

The worst lie of modern society is the belief that Eric Clapton makes good music.

The lame duck of the Yardbirds, Clapton has 3 blues licks committed to memory. These carried him to a passable rock career, only to be overshadowed by his true legacy:

Insufferable wedding music.

Like Ed Sheeran who ripped him off decades later, Clapton is a complimentary bread roll. Nice to have, but unremarkable.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

Shrimp Rule # ? ?

A lot of the dumbest shit you will ever hear comes from the mouth of people who can't comprehend that multiple things can be true at the same time

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 26, 2025

MORE FAKE NEWS ? ? ? ?

Yet another misleading headline

Never-ending propaganda from big factory farming to discredit my growing sustainable sentient anarcho-shrimp commune/paramilitary death squad

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 25, 2025

Look, I'll be real. If I ever see a ghost or bigfoot or whatever, I'm pulling out my phone and starting a livestream. Too many people cower away when they see the supernatural. I'm built different. If you've seen a ghost or whatever and you decided to run away instead of getting up close and personal, I resent you.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 25, 2025

Dai

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 25, 2025

I don't know either man

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 25, 2025

Those who forget history are doomed to score low on their history exam

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

Do not believe in the isekai man who calls himself a hero yet purchases slaves. A real hero would know better than to perpetuate the abhorrent practice with his riches.

A real isekai hero would be an abolitionist, not an unethical harem maker

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

Daily music recommendation #158

I can't think of anything to recommend, so have this.

I believe this is the optimal way to listen to Itte. I believe this was the vision from the start

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  Macha

• Aug 24, 2025

Why are you active so much? Don't you have a revolution to start in Pati?

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

If there is one thing this country will almost certainly excel in, it's hating [fill in the blank]

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 24, 2025

I'm sorry but what the dog doin is still funny after all these years