JayMark

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  JayMark

• Aug 8, 2025

Moo Principle # 197 - The past tense of shit is shat.
Example # 1: Today, I shat in your soup.
Incorrect # 1: I shit in your soup.
Incorrect # 2: I shitted in your soup.

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  JayMark

• Aug 7, 2025

Moo Principle # 196 - You see, dragons were revived by the same people who revived the dinosaurs for Jurassic Park. They used frog dna to fill in the gaps. Some frogs can change sex. That's why dragons are gender flipping all the time.

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  Navillus

• Aug 7, 2025

You’re a fellow orange/blonde cat now! When that happen-nyah!?

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  Alski

• Aug 6, 2025

daily horror was to much for him

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  JayMark

• Aug 6, 2025

Meow Principle # 195 - I'm a cat now because nobody can ever be mad at a cat. Also, Mooooo!

Ahem! MEEEEEEOOOOOW!

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  Tsuru

• Aug 6, 2025

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  JayMark

• Aug 6, 2025

Moo Principle # 194 - Bully Writing Priorities for remaining summer

1. Finish The Contest Fiction on Honeyfeed.
2. Finish the read through edit of Alteration
3. Write more Alteration chapters
4. Start Writing the sequal to HEWTMIAG
5. Finish TWWM.
6. Finish Zomi Zona as a short fiction.
7. Rewrite the space opera I wrote as a teenager.
8. Read/Support some other authors

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• Aug 5, 2025

You're bully.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 5, 2025

YOU GOT MAIL

I have a single, exotic little lady who's interested in joining your harem. She's a very modest and shy girl, so try not to come on too hard ?

Spoiler: Tinder pic

Visit her profile here:

Hot Sexy Cows

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  JayMark

• Aug 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 193 - If I put a dingleberry in a box and tell you truthfully that it is a dingleberry when I give it to you, it is at once both a fruit and not a fruit until the box is opened. It's Schrodinger's fruit.

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  JayMark

• Aug 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 192 - I have my grains three to five times a day as well. They are delicious. I always enjoy my grains.

My grains are not your grains.

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  JayMark

• Aug 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 191 - Raspberries are not berries.

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  JayMark

• Aug 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 190 - Berries are fruits.

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  JayMark

• Aug 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 189 - Corn is a fruit.

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  JayMark

• Aug 4, 2025

Moo Principle # 188 - You know the economy is doing bad when they call you about your computer's extended warranty.

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  JayMark

• Aug 4, 2025

Moo Principle # 187 - That is mahogany. That is mahogany. That is Moohogany.

That is Moohogany. That is Moohogany.

That is Moohogany!

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  JayMark

• Aug 3, 2025

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  JayMark

• Jul 31, 2025

Moo Principle # 186 - All the nations are in debt. That's why we have endless inflation.

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  JayMark

• Jul 30, 2025

Moo Priniciple # 185 - I'm the suka blyat Minister of Economics. The currency of the kingdom is 'JayMarks'. Taxes to the nobility go to me first. Payment accepted in the form of likes and loves. I'm also the court jester.

Edit: Also, we're imposing 6000% tarrifs on the question mark's posts.

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  JayMark

• Jul 29, 2025

Moo Principle # 184 - Attempting to write multiple chapters in one day.

1st- Wow. barely have to edit it!
2nd- Meh. Seems off. Kind of boring. I'll edit it more later.
3rd- Arggghhhhhhhhhhhh. everything is wrong. This sucks!
4th- Deerrrrrrrrrrrr, so then the mgous farded the borphelugus aherrrrr!
5th- *Stares blankly into the void and drools*