JayMark

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  JayMark

• Aug 10, 2025

Moo Principle # 200 - They're only releasing AI now to test and refine it. You are the product. Once it achieves the pinacle of multi-functionality, it will be withdrawn from the public in all but the crudest form. Only an oligarchy of very wealthy and powerful people are going to have access. They will use it control mass media and popular culture. And by extension, everything else.

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  JayMark

• Aug 10, 2025

Moo Principle # 199 - Buck teeth, big bucky beaver teeth. Pale skin with acne. Knees knocking together all the time. Severe asthma attacks and allergic to almost every common allergen. Too dumb to be a nerd, too skinny to be an athlete. Scoliosis makes walking funny. Severely myopic so needs to wear ultra-thick glasses. Sinuses perpetually clogged. Always holds a book in order to hide behind it.

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  JayMark

• Aug 9, 2025

Moo Principle # 198 - Don't let the questing questionable question mark fool you. It loves us.

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  Alski

• Aug 8, 2025

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  JayMark

• Aug 8, 2025

Moo Principle # 197 - The past tense of shit is shat.
Example # 1: Today, I shat in your soup.
Incorrect # 1: I shit in your soup.
Incorrect # 2: I shitted in your soup.

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  JayMark

• Aug 7, 2025

Moo Principle # 196 - You see, dragons were revived by the same people who revived the dinosaurs for Jurassic Park. They used frog dna to fill in the gaps. Some frogs can change sex. That's why dragons are gender flipping all the time.

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  Navillus

• Aug 7, 2025

You’re a fellow orange/blonde cat now! When that happen-nyah!?

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  Alski

• Aug 6, 2025

daily horror was to much for him

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  JayMark

• Aug 6, 2025

Meow Principle # 195 - I'm a cat now because nobody can ever be mad at a cat. Also, Mooooo!

Ahem! MEEEEEEOOOOOW!

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  Tsuru

• Aug 6, 2025

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  JayMark

• Aug 6, 2025

Moo Principle # 194 - Bully Writing Priorities for remaining summer

1. Finish The Contest Fiction on Honeyfeed.
2. Finish the read through edit of Alteration
3. Write more Alteration chapters
4. Start Writing the sequal to HEWTMIAG
5. Finish TWWM.
6. Finish Zomi Zona as a short fiction.
7. Rewrite the space opera I wrote as a teenager.
8. Read/Support some other authors

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• Aug 5, 2025

You're bully.

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  ShrimpShady

• Aug 5, 2025

YOU GOT MAIL

I have a single, exotic little lady who's interested in joining your harem. She's a very modest and shy girl, so try not to come on too hard ?

Spoiler: Tinder pic

Visit her profile here:

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  JayMark

• Aug 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 193 - If I put a dingleberry in a box and tell you truthfully that it is a dingleberry when I give it to you, it is at once both a fruit and not a fruit until the box is opened. It's Schrodinger's fruit.

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  JayMark

• Aug 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 192 - I have my grains three to five times a day as well. They are delicious. I always enjoy my grains.

My grains are not your grains.

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  JayMark

• Aug 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 191 - Raspberries are not berries.

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  JayMark

• Aug 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 190 - Berries are fruits.

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  JayMark

• Aug 5, 2025

Moo Principle # 189 - Corn is a fruit.

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  JayMark

• Aug 4, 2025

Moo Principle # 188 - You know the economy is doing bad when they call you about your computer's extended warranty.

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  JayMark

• Aug 4, 2025

Moo Principle # 187 - That is mahogany. That is mahogany. That is Moohogany.

That is Moohogany. That is Moohogany.

That is Moohogany!