Moo Principle # 199 - Buck teeth, big bucky beaver teeth. Pale skin with acne. Knees knocking together all the time. Severe asthma attacks and allergic to almost every common allergen. Too dumb to be a nerd, too skinny to be an athlete. Scoliosis makes walking funny. Severely myopic so needs to wear ultra-thick glasses. Sinuses perpetually clogged. Always holds a book in order to hide behind it.
