Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 1, 2025

And so I said, let there be a box, and in this box let there be more boxes, and in these boxes let there be more boxes, and in these boxes let there be more boxes, and so I saw that the box containing boxes that contain boxes containing boxes was good.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 31, 2025

I forgot that the year is 1987 right now.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 31, 2025

I forgot that four months ago, I got a can of frozen concentrated orange juice. I now have juice to drink!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 30, 2025

What happens when you divorce a vampire?

Spoiler: Haha! The funny!

ExPire

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 30, 2025

I forgot that mother gave me cinnamon rolls the other day.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 30, 2025

I did a job application for the place I wanted to work as soon as the listing was made, and a few days later, my brother tells me that half the people who got the job didn't show up. I didn't get the job, and I suspect that it was the disability forum that was sent with it. I have 10 of the disabilities listed on there, and a few that aren't listed on there. Life, and the world, are cruel.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 29, 2025

Yesterday, I opened the fridge, and even more butter fell out on my left foot. It hurt so bad.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 27, 2025

Join us at the Third Coming of Age Ritual Site at 29:57 AM on Krethmne'es'demn the 593rd, of the third month, of 1987 D.E. (Deltrian Era), 6th CRC (Cosmic Rebirth Cycle), where the coming of age ritual of the next Planar Ruler candidate, Auxthie Amirextn, who, if they succeed, will become the next Arthoaneifex Supreimynen Milte'exthia'amina, will take place. (Thousand-Year Great Supreme One)

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 27, 2025

At 3:40 AM(50 minutes ago), I looked in my fridge, and couldn't find something to drink, so I went downstairs, and looked in the other fridges, and couldn't find anything to drink, so I asked my older brother if he had a soda I could buy off him, but he said "I don't have any sodas, but you know who does? The gas station!"

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 26, 2025

I really fucked up the nerves in my left foot last week, and I suspect that it happened when I opened the fridge and 4 pounds of butter fell on it.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 26, 2025

My organs spasmed, and it felt very pain, and very strange.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jul 25, 2025

Recently, when I try to imagine what I look like from an outside perspective, I don't see a humanoid form anymore. I see an amalgamation of arms, eyes, wings, rings, tendrils, and other strange parts. This is how I register in my thoughts.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jun 23, 2025

The 'stone of a infinite weightiness' is a stone that increases its weight to a level at twice the weight of the maximum weight that the person lifting it can carry, when they try to lift it. If the person is a god-level being, then the stone still does this, as it does not discern whether the person lifting is a god or not.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jun 13, 2025

At least one female is required to be able to perform the magic ritual to create a child. Males are not required. The ritual is performed by either two females, or one female and one male. Two males cannot perform the ritual. It is designed this way to protect the created child from genetic abnormalities. Aushephexiiv cannot reproduce through common means found in nature, because they are all sterile upon birth.

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  beast_regards

• Jun 4, 2025

Forget infiltrating human society: I infiltrated your profile.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jun 4, 2025

Lesson one: oil, and why you should not drink it while infiltrating human society.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 25, 2025

Karthiphex, Artipheln, Amohthertex, Dorthephan, and Antief are all good names for a son of Aushephex. Karmiem, Auriem, Amiem, Azhurephan, and Aushe are all good names for a daughter of Aushephex.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 23, 2025

Domn'trenm, Maeth, Domn'cernm-domn'quinm eshnm. Themrnex aurtge, trethegrem esh-yeem~.
(It is the 23rd of May, 2025. This morning is very nice so far-yeem~.)

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 22, 2025

Reincarnated as a ∆(delta) level intergalactic envoy in Aushephex's society! ~Drink oil and eat stones! But I don't wanna leave my bed and go to Terra! Wait, did you just say that Terra has limestone? Sign me up right away!~

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 22, 2025

I dreamt I was a chinaman in a chinaman factory, but I decided to skip work, and the next day my boss came in with a pistol and shot 3 of my co-workers dead, and also tried to kill me, but the bullets were ineffective against me. He shot me 12 times. The worst wound from the bullets that hit me was one on my forehead, where a bullet hit and then gave me a light scratch.