Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 22, 2025

I dreamt I was a chinaman in a chinaman factory, but I decided to skip work, and the next day my boss came in with a pistol and shot 3 of my co-workers dead, and also tried to kill me, but the bullets were ineffective against me. He shot me 12 times. The worst wound from the bullets that hit me was one on my forehead, where a bullet hit and then gave me a light scratch.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 19, 2025

Do all Chinese novel websites have intrusive ads with the booty sexers?

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 11, 2025

Last night, I had a dream that I was a mafioso, but I had a soft spot for a girl who worked at a bakery, so I would go there every day and get a different pastry just to see her. I woke up when I bit the sixth pastry, and I was biting my blanket.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 5, 2025

There is a representative council meeting invitation that I just sent out.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 5, 2025

If writing an isekai, don't create an OC, use a real world person and study them from many different angles. Become their friend. Hang out and spend time with them to get to know them better, so that you may write a better story with a MC with great depth. Bonus points and no prison time if you got their permission to do this.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 5, 2025

Ether, water of the sky.
If I could use you, maybe I could fly.
Ether, water of the sky.
How could you believe, if you can't even try.
Ether, in this prison I cry.
We were cast down by our creator on high.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 5, 2025

(Aushephexiiverse lore) The power ranking system is as follows: ordinary, tier 1 - tier 9, immortal, demigod, low-god, mid-god, high-god, main god, god king, supreme god king, god emperor, supreme god emperor, genesis god, great old one, outer one. Any realm above supreme god emperor cannot be achieved by mortals unless they condense their own universe and bind it to themself.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 3, 2025

The Aushephexiiv home world, Aeremetherlem'oeth, is very large, and even the smallest islands are the size of the Australian continent, but it is also covered in about 92% water. There are about 27 islands on the planet.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 2, 2025

(Aushephexiiverse lore) Earthen mankind has just invented cell phones with touch screen functionality. Some ancient Martian tech fell from the sky, and now everyone will become a phone toucher.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 2, 2025

Male Aushephexiiv all have the same body structure as females, minus the reproductive organs being different. This is because of a curse on our race that cannot be solved until inter-universal space travel becomes possible on a wide scale, allowing the harvest of energy from other universes. Simply put, men are women with male reproductive organs.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 2, 2025

Yeem.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 30, 2025

Aushephexiiv have two sets of vocal organs, for that sweet, sweet unworldly voice, however, they can choose to use one or both of them at the same time. The unworldly voice typically comes out when someone is mad.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 24, 2025

"And there I was, am, and will be, but at the same time, I was not, am not, and will not be."
- My brain after hours while eating a block of gouda cheese.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 22, 2025

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 15, 2025

In the game 'Terraria', the gender change potion is made from a bottle of water and one of each of seven herbs, namely the daybloom, waterleaf, fireblossom, blinkroot, deathweed, moonglow, and shiverthorn. It is crafted at a bottle or an alchemy station.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 11, 2025

When an Aushephexiiv looks at someone with their upper eye closed, it is a sign of disappointment.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 11, 2025

I really enjoy this cover.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 11, 2025

Lesser vampires don't actually die instantly when they get hit by sunlight. They die slowly, because they are extremely sensitive to solar radiation, and it destabilizes their genetic structure, causing it to collapse, and causing immense suffering throughout the rest of their short life.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 9, 2025

Season the crystalline hog roast to taste with salt and pepper, because they still taste good even if you are silicon-based. Crystalline hog roast, if done right, is quite tender and soft, despite being a crystal.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 8, 2025

I just dreamt I was a female angel. I was escaping from confinement in a nobleman's mansion. I was hiding from the guards, but the nobleman's wife found me. She helped me escape, but I was seen by the guards. I did end up escaping and flying away once I got outside. Then, I woke up with a terrible headache, because I woke up too early into my sleep.