Moo Principle #92 - According to his own rules, Rule #3494, Anon2025 is an arrogant person who doesn't respond to those who welcome him.
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Moo Principle #91 - ?️? Is this thing on? The internet has informed me that today your anus was discovered. Congratulations on finding it, I guess. What's that? Oh... oh, I see. Ahem! Correction, the internet has informed me that today Uranus was discovered.
Moo Principle #90 - Nobody reads Death Of A Salesman to be entertained. It is a sheer overpowering exercise of using academic ennui to portray family with contempt. Erskine Caldwell did it better in Tobacco Road, which was somewhat entertaining because of the sheer stupidity of the characters.
Is this you?
Moo Principle #89 - Anon2025, I welcome you into my profile for tea, biscuits, and conversation.
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Moo Principle #88 - Shiriru is the greatest and The most coolest, Times a million! ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ Jaymark approved!" for at least 10 times! ψ(｀∇´)ψ
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Have you ever tried a fish leg?
Moo Principle #87 - The difference between torturing and being tortured is that tormentors want tormentees to learn from their most intense pain, while tormentees don't want to learn from their tormentors' successes.
I require your bones so I can grind them to dust and use it as seasoning for the steak I procured from one of your sheddings-nya.
Moo Principle #86 - This is indisputable proof from deepest lore concerning the culinary proclivities of dragons.
Moo Principle #85 - Dragons love tacos, but they hate anything spicy.
Moo Principle #84 - I require cat girls.
Moo Principle #83 - Masturbation that brings misery to others isn't masturbation at all.
You have become Persian.
Moo Principle #82 - Sometimes, you are about to change back to your glorious bull form only to discover that your body has been eaten by cats. Then you become a royal road for some strange reason. I call this Thursday.
Moo Principle #81 - Sometimes, after becoming an inanimate object and trying to change back to my comfy form, things get difficult.
Moo Principle #80 - *licks microphone* Is this thing on? ?️? Which continental people are known for incontinence? The YourApeein' people!
Moo Principle #79 - All inspirational quotes from Oscar Wilde are subject to editing. Though comments will lock in certain themes, so long as the quote isn't repeated word for word. Example:
Inspirational Quotes from Oscar Wilde
"No thanks, I'm a simple Russian boy." Oscar Wilde -
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