JayMark

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  JayMark

• Feb 20, 2025

Moo principle #68 - I'm unilaterally signing a bull / muffin order renaming SHF users. Anon2025 will be America's2025. Also, I will be known as AmericaMark80. Azurea_Mystis will be America_Mystical.
America_of_the_Great_Loot. LotaAmericanian. Simple_American_Boi. Hoshiamericano. laumerican. And so on. Everyone will have better names.

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  JayMark

• Feb 20, 2025

Moo Principle #67 - February 20th is National Muffin Day!

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  AnonUnlimited

• Feb 20, 2025

Vroom Principle #66 - Cars are better than cows for transportation.

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  JayMark

• Feb 19, 2025

Moo Principle #65 - If you can't fit an umbrella into a blender, then you shouldn't go to the mall on Sundays.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 19, 2025

Does the coffee in your profile pic have cow's milk in it?

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  Tsuru

• Feb 19, 2025

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 18, 2025

Moo Principle #64 - It puts the lotion on its skin. It does this or it gets the hose again.

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  JayMark

• Feb 15, 2025

Moo Principle #63 - If one consumes a similar thing repeatedly, diminishing returns inevitably sets in regardless of consistency of quality.

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  Hsinat

• Feb 14, 2025

Out of all the good doggies out there... you had to choose a chihuahua.
You terrify me....

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  NotaNuffian

• Feb 14, 2025

Why does your pf bull looks so much like a shonen MC and it has fangs?

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  JayMark

• Feb 12, 2025

Moo Principle #62 - I might have accidentally caused a malfunction in Anon2025 for a bit. For this I am deeply sorry, but I'm sure it'll all sort itself out and everybody will be happy. Also, Seto Kaiba is a very handsome lad. And he is cool.

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  JayMark

• Feb 12, 2025

Moo Principle # 61 - Protection of complex intellectual property is important, but if extended to simple structures by powerful interests, it could be used to enslave human creativity by restricting disemination of shared conceptions, knowledge, structures, culture, phrases, and words to the confines of corporate property. Nobody should be able to patent a rectangle with rounded corners.

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  JayMark

• Feb 11, 2025

Moo Principle # 60 - "Games as a service" is fraud.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 10, 2025

You seem to have been cooked, so I'm going to uncook you and put you in the relive-inator cube.

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  JayMark

• Feb 7, 2025

Moo Principle #59 - I love ducks. Ducks are ducking awesome.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 6, 2025

Moo Principle #58 - There are rats, mice, spiders, miscellaneous bugs, and 13 Aushephexiiv in your walls.

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  JayMark

• Feb 6, 2025

Moo Principle #57 - My existence is debatable.

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  SRB

• Feb 5, 2025

*casts ressurection magic on the tasty steak*

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  unlaumy

• Feb 5, 2025

Mr. Cow, what is E moo. stands for?

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  JayMark

• Feb 5, 2025

Moo Principle #56 - LAZER OVERHEAT. MOO.exe has stopped working. Please enjoy steak as compensation.