JayMark

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  JayMark

• Jan 4, 2025

Moo principle # 9 - Bull market in everything forever because I said so and I'm an expert. Experts are experts because they went to Expert College and are a million billion trillion times smarter than you. I went to expert school and got my degreee in Experting. If you don't believe me, you probably listen some very questionable marks. Moo.

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  JayMark

• Jan 3, 2025

Moo Principle # 8 - Everyone on these forums is royalty. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Especially if they are strange question mark shaped beings.

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  JayMark

• Jan 3, 2025

Moo Principle # 7 - I love moo. Moo loves me. We're a happy fa-moo-ly. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to moo. Won't you say you love moo too?

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  JayMark

• Jan 1, 2025

Happy Moooooooooooooo year! 2025 let's go!

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  JayMark

• Dec 24, 2024

Merry Christmas ya'll. ???‍????

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  JayMark

• Dec 24, 2024

Moo principle # 6 - Instructions for celebrating Cowsmas: First, cover your domocile in flashing lights. Next, stuff a dying fir tree in your domicile. Third, fill a decorative balloon with forced air. Fourth, eat red muffins. Fifth, kill a turkey. Sixth, go shopping. Seventh, bake an aged relative in a big hollow brass bull statue with turkey.

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  JayMark

• Dec 24, 2024

Moo Principle # 5 - Those who don't celebrate a Moorry Cowsmas are degenerate amooothists. They are also Cowmooooounists. Nobody likes Amoothists or cowmooooounists. Santa Cows won't even bring them any presents either because they woship his brother Moooocifer.

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  JayMark

• Dec 22, 2024

Moo Principle # 4 - I'm not milkable. I don't have udders.

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  RedMuffin

• Dec 22, 2024

You look milkable.

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  JayMark

• Dec 22, 2024

I am done being Santa. Moo.

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  JayMark

• Dec 21, 2024

Moo Principle # 3 - Red velvet muffins are an angry color. Rage inducing even. I'm going to eat them.

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  JayMark

• Dec 21, 2024

Moo Principle # 2 - Red is an angry color. Rage inducing even.

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  JayMark

• Dec 20, 2024

Moo Principle #1 - Those who make all the rules and don't allow dialogue may be considered tyrants.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 14, 2024

You are a very dreamy santa.

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  JayMark

• Dec 14, 2024

For the time being. I am Santa. Moo.

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  JayMark

• Dec 12, 2024

Herabarntus: Our world is becoming and never being. A bull can never drink from the same river twice. Everything flows, including bull crap, which ussually flows from me to you.

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Dec 10, 2024

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  RedMuffin

• Dec 9, 2024

Copycat.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 9, 2024

You are chocochip now.

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  Conqueror_Quack

• Nov 30, 2024