Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 30, 2025

Aushephexiiv... Child of Aushephex.
Aushephex... A massive serpent of a staggering 26,237.1 km long. Our goddess and creator who is still among us today. Has a humanoid form of stunning beauty. Floats around the home world from space.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 26, 2025

I'm crazy, not stupid. I will not dive into the ocean to find Atlantis, because I know full well that it is just an undersea base made by my own people a long time ago.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 25, 2025

My 40 gram chunk of plutonium actually contains 17 grams of protein according to a nutritional chart I just read.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 24, 2025

yes

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 24, 2025

I can confirm that this is, in fact, how a pyramid works.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 23, 2025

Lapis tastes like vanilla ice cream with caramel and chocolate drizzle and peanut topping.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 22, 2025

I am not the alien who gets held by the arms by two feds, I am the alien who sits on top of the head of a fed while drinking a canister of petroleum and eating a bag of stone chips.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 16, 2025

I am going to eat the oil shale.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 16, 2025

Do not eat the slate that tells you if you are green or not. (humans call it a 'mirror')

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 11, 2025

Eat the limestone cube. I am not asking.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 7, 2025

I find it funny how there is only 1 person on the forum, and the rest are aliens from a place called 'Earth'.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 2, 2025

I can drink Earth's gas station chocolate milk, because it is made of silicon ingredients instead of actual chocolate or milk

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  SRB

• Jan 2, 2025

Do you eat sand as a treat? It's baisicly tiny rocks.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 1, 2025

Pepsi tastes better with sugar than does with corn syrup by a large margin.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 29, 2024

There exists not one, not two, but three eyeball stores that sell new eyeballs to people who need eyeballs.

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  Tsuru

• Dec 25, 2024

Spoiler: Your christmas gift to open later

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 10, 2024

Two silicon-based people hold in their hands a vibrant and beautiful crystal of red beryl. They put their hands together and chant a prayer to Aushephex, then one of them severs their right hand, while the other severs their left. It will grow back within a couple days. They put the hands over each other and onto the crystal, and then they plant it in the garden.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Dec 9, 2024

I enjoy playing minecraft. I usually play with 150-250 mods. Mostly medieval themed with magic and structure additions. Also romance. Thank god for the MCA: Reborn mod.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 25, 2024

Spoiler: Chancellor

prompt turned out quite well

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 22, 2024

Spoiler: ASCII Profile Pic