I was listening to music with my phone and a wireless headset, and the headset literally just started whispering in a demonic tongue in my ear.
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The blood glows in the dark and is a healthy color based on the color of the flesh and skin. The flesh varies in color from blue to violet or tar-black, and the skin is in pastel shades from bluish colors, or grey. The eyes are similar to a human's eyes, but have much more color varied and also reflective irises and most have three eyes.
Humans lack the ability to use any form of magic, because their cell structures cannot retain dark matter (mana). To be able to use magic, they would need to either modify their cell structure to be able to retain dark matter, or make the switch from being carbon-based to being silicon-based life.
I was playing modded Minecraft earlier.
You can buy quality stones to eat on earth, alternatively you can literally just eat random stones off of the side of the road.
Aushephexiiv... Child of Aushephex.
Aushephex... A massive serpent of a staggering 26,237.1 km long. Our goddess and creator who is still among us today. Has a humanoid form of stunning beauty. Floats around the home world from space.
I'm crazy, not stupid. I will not dive into the ocean to find Atlantis, because I know full well that it is just an undersea base made by my own people a long time ago.
My 40 gram chunk of plutonium actually contains 17 grams of protein according to a nutritional chart I just read.
I can confirm that this is, in fact, how a pyramid works.
Lapis tastes like vanilla ice cream with caramel and chocolate drizzle and peanut topping.
I am not the alien who gets held by the arms by two feds, I am the alien who sits on top of the head of a fed while drinking a canister of petroleum and eating a bag of stone chips.
I am going to eat the oil shale.
Do not eat the slate that tells you if you are green or not. (humans call it a 'mirror')
Eat the limestone cube. I am not asking.
I find it funny how there is only 1 person on the forum, and the rest are aliens from a place called 'Earth'.
I can drink Earth's gas station chocolate milk, because it is made of silicon ingredients instead of actual chocolate or milk
Do you eat sand as a treat? It's baisicly tiny rocks.
Pepsi tastes better with sugar than does with corn syrup by a large margin.
There exists not one, not two, but three eyeball stores that sell new eyeballs to people who need eyeballs. -
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