Madkins
The Foolish One From Your sister's bedroom
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Day 198 of the same meal every day straight.
Just under 200 days to go...
Yesterday was Another Life
Tomorrow is a Different Time
Today is Outside of Those.
This has been your weekly reminder, because I know you get sad and stuff.
Be happy and if you find that too hard, then find someone to share a laugh with.
I'm bored,
and I love you...
I'll love you...
What I'm trying to say is,
I will love you...
So, walking home alone tonight?
I see...
Wait, is "pussycat" a bad word?
I got my pussycat censored!
I thought that was a regular English word...
We spelled it in kindergarten, and i don't believe i went to school on an island....
When did this happen?
Real question for once.
I only like you,
if like me,
you like to
kick up some dust.
Excuse my urban vernacular.
Let me explain the contamination process:
Pinecones go in the still
Party liquors come out
They go in me
Fights begin
Fingerprints is took
Days is lost
Bail is made
Court dates ignored
Cycle is repeated
Guy humor is way better than girl humor
Just saying
And Meowkins~, do you still like it~?
Who can't use more friends?
Heard you made fun of a vegan. Didnt know you were one to start beef like that
Anyone else have one of those days where you drop a hundred dollars of glass products on the floor of the store.
Then you go to head home and get a flat.
then in the middle of fixing the flat on the side of the road a cop is an asshole.
Finally for some reason your cellphone catches fire?
F-Bomb
That's all I came to say
Do you know what a waterbed is for?
Miracles.
We can make water into whine.
Wait, what?
I like when someone calls and asks - What's up?
Me - nothing.
him - ...
me - ...
him - Alright, well I was just calling to see what was happening. Later.
End call
*bonks you with folding hand fan* utterly atrocious! Scandalous! What are thou, a mere plebian, doing in the bedchambers of my sister!
*Sighs heavily*
What's wrong with wanting to create a 12-foot tall Alice that has a bloody mask and a giant axe?
Am I the only one that sees the scientific benefits of such a creation?
Who has 4/20 plans?
That doesn't matter as much as who needs a 4/20 plan?
You're all invited. Even if your weirder than i am.
Having relations with a woman named Wildfire should be made illegal.
Just trying to help you out.
You know who you are... -
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