Went through your paranormal stories. Sadly, I could explain them all. Knowing it's Italian in nature makes it simpler. But I don't want to bum you out and ruin your childhood. I'll keep the scientific analysis away from you. 
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morning, loves.
Please don't mind me, i'm just here staring at your new pfp
I needs attentions!
Gib me loves!!
mm.. I'm dying,
mommy! *drags in @Pennywise * teach this clown some makeup! He uses normal paint on his face instead of makeup!! Not even body paint!
If I were a Cryptid, SCP, urban legend creature, horror movie villain, creepy pasta, or nightmare,
Which monster would I be?
Is that Raora? !
Awww I love your pfp!!! Her cheeks looks so squishy!
I bet this would be you guys if I ever wore anything girly af...
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Morning, Hunnie.
I thought you'd be hungry,
so I made you breakfast.
I find it odd, and a little funny, the older I get,
The more mommy issues I seem to have,
-and I've never had kids.
Goodnight!
To: @CinnaSloth @eagle_360 @Assurbanipal_II
Subject: OIAA & TF Memo
Dear my beloved girls,
This weekend i was flying to Thailand for 3 day Masseuse Course.
But they offer me an advance Deep Massage course (whatever that means)
So unfortunately, i will extend my stay for a few days to be the best Orc masseuse
With love,
Bimbanana
Orc Inc. CEO
SHF is so quiet during my afternoons. -
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