ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 3:56 PM

Music recommendation

Like most people, I discovered this surprisingly pleasant little tune from the Youtube channel Internet Comment Etiquette. It just oozes campy charm--from the dogshit production to the greenscreen music video. But at its heart, is an almost frustratingly brilliant chorus. This shit will be stuck in your head.

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 2:52 PM

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 12:36 PM

Whenever I need more conviction and reassurance for what I'm about to, I imagine the voice inside my head as an older lesbian lady giving me advice, and it steels my will

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 11:03 AM

The Balkan capital cities make for great girl names

Athena, Sofia, Ljubljana, Istanbulliana, Belgradella, Sarajevo, etc.

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 10:56 AM

I always pull out at the last minute when I try to ragebait people. I guess I'm just a kind soul

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 4:37 AM

Spoiler: WARNING: POLITICS, don't interact if you're easily triggered

Thoughts on this? Serious responses only

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 3:03 PM

Me with my full chest despite only ever watching 1 episode of the show

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 2:29 PM

Went to a book fair and I was fairly disappointed in the selection. A fuck ton of children's books, which is probably how they make their money, but they otherwise don't separate their other books well, leading to Hemingway and random modern NYT bestseller YA shit being stacked on the same displays

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 7:47 AM

I forgot who's Vietnamese here, but now you must marvel at the stupidity of white supremacists

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 4:38 AM

Maybe the world's this way because the Aztecs stopped performing human sacrifices

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 4:43 PM

Used to be a giant Pink Floyd fan in highschool before growing out of classic bluesy rock in general, but now I'm rediscovering just how beautiful of a man David Gilmour was in the early 70s. Insane face card on him

No homo

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 9:43 AM

Maybe I've just been living in savage third world chicken wing poverty, but I think wingstop's really good

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 6:28 AM

Top 15 scariest things on the scribblehub forums

Number 15.

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  ShrimpShady

• Thursday at 5:44 AM

I apologize to all of the emotional bright-haired feminists I made fun of in 2014

I understand why y'all crying now, I have peeped the horrors

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 4:20 PM

Music recommendation

We (all of us, even you) will be Chobitsmaxxing in 2026

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 3:42 PM

Shromp Rule #

Never listen to anything said by the diaspora of your country

Never

Nothing they say can be of value to you

In fact, you reserve the right to whip them when they return

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 12:18 PM

I still haven't decided on my april fool's gimmick

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 5:38 AM

Even in their comical fantasies, men want to economically bring women down

#feminism
#sensitiveshrimp
#womensmonth
#ilovewomen
#aboveaverageheightforashrimp
#maoismthirdworldism

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  ShrimpShady

• Wednesday at 5:30 AM

Encountered a guy who didn't believe humans were mammals

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  JayMark

• Wednesday at 5:02 AM

I pity the shrimpie pool!