Moo Principle #565 - Want to know what's dumber than Texas? My bosses company tech control network security!
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*swoops in, grabs your nails, paints it and leaves in search of next victim*
No need to thank me!~~
Love that background pfp!!!! Fireee! Arson!!! :3
You are a source of protein! MUAHAHAHAHA!
What is this monstrosity...
Kitbull!
What are you?
Moo Principle #564 - In space, no one can hear you moo.
No one can hear you moo if I turn your space comms off.
Moo Principle #563 - Idioms that have been ruined by the internet #1: peg [someone/something] for
"What do you peg me for?"
"I pegged her for a K-pop idol."
Moo Principle #562 - Chuck Norris round house kicked the bull and all his reactions into space. You're welcome. The bull will be back shortly.
Sleep.
no one will blame you. You must sleep. 
Go to sleep. Sleep in. There will be no repercussions. Sleep the day away. Sleep the rest of spring away.
You must add Chucks to SHF!
Chuck Chuck? -
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