I wonder why my side-story gets better engagement statistically? The Tavern is just pure slice of life with a spot of dry comedy, even I usually knock it out when I was bored or waiting for my lad at his school. Odd.
Today I found a drawing of a blonde kid on my iPad. I knew it was my son's,
"Rend, who's this?"
"It's my date."
"Are you going out with a boy?"
"No! It's a girl! She's got a pink vest top on. She has a pixie cut, too."
"Why are her eyes red, then? Is she stoned?"
"What does stoned mean?"
FUCK! I need to stop talking when I'm knackered.

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