Moo Principle #553 - I defeated Donkey Kong so badly he helped my leave the boxing ring. Now I must write so I have more progress to report for Mooooooooo-day report. I will be attempting to leave distractions alone for a while.
Moo Principle # 550 - They are a petty creature with brains composed of shit. But this is a compliment, because shit actually has a purpose. They are a defective retard troll that should be slaughtered and drowned in the swamp they came from. Their meat should be left to rot on the battlefield.
Moo Principle # 549 - Being in a completely human form always feels so vulnerable and offputting. It's just blech. You guys are just blech. Imagine not being able to shift into form you desire.

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