I'm completely defeated right now.
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Psst! Do you want some fancy Swiss grass?
*peeks from a shady dark alley*
The soup was made with ground turkey.
Moo Principle #551 - Great, now that anger ran out, I have to power my writing through self-loathing and depression.
Moo Principle # 550 - They are a petty creature with brains composed of shit. But this is a compliment, because shit actually has a purpose. They are a defective retard troll that should be slaughtered and drowned in the swamp they came from. Their meat should be left to rot on the battlefield.
Moo Principle # 549 - Being in a completely human form always feels so vulnerable and offputting. It's just blech. You guys are just blech. Imagine not being able to shift into form you desire.
Moo Principle # 548 - Okay fellow booby meisers. Our boobiest members are AnonUnlimited, Conquorer_Quack, Prince_Azmirian_Mystic, and SRB. AS our winners are a large group, they will be drawn together badly, but nice and pregnant, for a group photo. I will try to make time for drawing them this weekend. Please thank them for doing their part to solve the birthrate crisis!
wait! did I just see you in a normal human pfp!!?
Moo Principle # 547 - If a story I'm writing must be railed along rigid genre definitions and trope formulas, I get bored writing it in direct proportion to formulaic rigidness of the plan.
Moo Principle # 546 - If AnonUnlimited deletes his profile and goes away this forum will be all the worse for it and I will personally feel like I lost briefly known anonymous a friend.
Now who is this pretty… lady?
Moo Principle # 545 - Doctah_Quack is a quacker jack!
................I wonder if someone sell/drink cat milk. Or dog milk.
Not to drink it, but like, there is already so much crazy stuff sold, and even "cat coffee" so i wondered if they sell this kind of stuff.
Knowing humans, i bet they do.
*Pet the cat moo*
I wanted to pet a cow, but somehow someone morphed the moo into a cat-moo.
Moo Principle # 544 - I'm a cat cow. That would be a cowat. A calf kitten is is a caftteklin.
Moo Principle # 543 - BEEP! BEEP! *explodes
Moo Principle # 542 - vroooom vroooom, vroooom vroooom, wheeeee, beep beep. Vrooom vrrooooom! -
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