ShrimpShady

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  ShrimpShady

• 26 minutes ago

Shromp Rule #

Be patient with the people around you. It's their first time being a baby crying and screaming and shitting on an airplane too

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Today at 3:22 PM

Rule #4957 Shrimp rules rule~. Albeit shady.

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 3:13 PM

Yeah that cannot be how Chainsaw Man ends

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 12:54 PM

I went to both Mister Donut locations in town and neither of them had pon de ring

Why even live?

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 11:53 AM

Music recommendation

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 10:19 AM

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to... uh... dunno, I kinda forgot

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 5:46 AM

Chainsaw Man might be ending tonight

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  ShrimpShady

• Today at 4:10 AM

I'm really good at Metazooa. This shit ain't nothing to me, man

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 1:57 PM

Why yes I do think I am a superior being

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  ShrimpShady

• Yesterday at 8:04 AM

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  Assurbanipal_II

• Sunday at 11:52 AM

When I see your posts, at times~.

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 11:47 AM

Oh blood sucking as a metaphor for sexual intercourse, I will never get tired of you

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 11:19 AM

"Pretty good painting right? Well, you just enjoyed one of Hitler's—"

No, it sucked. The painting sucked. He wasn't very good at painting. The painting was bad

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 8:58 AM

Sometimes I feel like making another forums account that's shrimpshady but meaner. I have been very kind on this account, and karmic balance must be restored

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  ShrimpShady

• Sunday at 12:35 AM

Learning about world history is a whole lot of

"This guy conquered one of the largest swathes of land in history, collapsing civilizations that lasted millennia while forming an empire that would last until his death 7 months later at age 19... while you, dear reader, are a failure who can't even fix a door hinge."

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  ShrimpShady

• Saturday at 1:54 PM

Music recommendation

It is Eid al-Fitr, and I feel like recommending something fitting now that I've been relinquished of my daily mission.

The thing is, however, contemporary Islamic music is kinda terrible. Much like CCM. So I can't in good faith (ha) recommend any of it.

Therefore, here's some Mos Def/Yasiin Bey.

You know it's gonna go hard when he opens with basmallah.

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  ShrimpShady

• Friday at 5:38 PM

Daily music recommendation #365!!!!!

Well it's been 1 year of music recommendations. What better way to wrap up this series than perhaps my favorite song of all time.

It has accompanied me through... COVID online learning

That yearning for genuine human connection just speaks to me.

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  ShrimpShady

• Friday at 9:43 AM

I'm terrified of how my dad can just randomly start conversations with strangers in public

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  ShrimpShady

• Friday at 8:06 AM

The forum experience

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  ShrimpShady

• Friday at 6:28 AM

Who the fuck is afroman?