q log #187: easter is the time of year that marks when jesus emerges from his tomb after hibernating, and if he sees his shadow, we're in for another six weeks of winter.
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q log #186: Happy Birthday!!
q log #185: What is “permanently reducing someone to a docile pet?” I’m a physical learner, btw
q log #184: for sale dead horse never beat
q log 183: economy so bad theyre forcing the doll girls and puppy girls to work in the mines for pokemon cards
q log #182: turning doll girls into funko pops as punishment
q log #181: with the transformation now complete, you finally stop squirming, and the witch sits back to admire her latest creation: a doll she made out of a living human. All the memories of your past have slipped away, along with any desire to escape. Your thoughts are filled with fluff, the ticking of your wind up heart, and of how best to serve and protect your new mistress.
q log 180: I came, I saw, I came again, had a smoke break, and fell asleep
q log #179: the way to a girls heart is through her prostate
q log #178: one day, a human comes upon you in your den. Do you a: befriend the human and join them on their journey, b: attack and dissolve the human, c: hide from the human or d:, hold your jelly still and hope the human doesn't see you or ignores you until the human leaves on their own? Please answer quickly, time is of the essence!
q log #177: you wake up, to see a slime looming over you. "Taxes? Transphobia? Humans? What are you talking about? Its a lovely day for us monsters to frolic among the animals and plants on this otherwise uninhabited planet, come, join us, we were about to start the dance competition!"
q log 176: struggle is useless, my hold is absolute. The slime and the spores are already working to transmogrify you, see? No more fragile flesh and fallible organs, all replaced with a cute and adorable little slime. Malleable, nigh on indestructible, and most delightfully, belonging only to me, in heart and body both!
q log #175: getting blown must feel so good if you're a gasket
q log #174: what if we were kissing in the second circle of hell?
q log #173: minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less
q log #172: some of you have never spent 20 minutes staring at a bug on a leaf and it shows
q log #171: gone, gone, o form of man...
Arise the woman... ESTROGEN!
q log #170: theyre small but they jiggle
q log #169: going back to drawing my stylized comics instead of the prose I sucked at. I know its not photrealistic anime style Manga like everyone loves and goes gaga, making mine feel like shit in comparision, but theyre MY cartoons and doodles and OCs in their own little worlds.
q log #168: gurgle glrrsh glub blorp *pop* hissgurgle fizzle ttzch.
Please enjoy these complementary sounds of a slime in situ, unaware it is being recorded. -
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