Dad Jokes

Bimbanana · 2026-03-25T03:10:20+0000

Pennywise said:
But...that was a joke...

Maybe you should tell a chemistry joke to get a "reaction?"

sleepandeatallday said:
I don't get it

pangmida said:
There's a saying in (American?) English that goes: "See you later, alligator!" to which you respond with "In a while, crocodile!"

Actually, in asia, men who are assholes (womanizer etc) are called a crocodile

sleepandeatallday · 2026-03-25T04:04:23+0000

Pennywise said:
But...that was a joke...

4/10
So horrible... it's perfect to be a dad joke

Juia_Darkcrest · 2026-03-25T04:14:46+0000

My dream job would be to clean mirrors.

I could really see myself doing that

Pennywise · 2026-03-25T04:31:53+0000

Richie asked Eddie to meet him at the Gym, but Eddie never showed up...
Guess the two of them aren't going to work out...
(Richie likes Eddie)

sleepandeatallday · 2026-03-25T05:05:30+0000

Juia_Darkcrest said:
My dream job would be to clean mirrors.

I could really see myself doing that

8/10
The ideal job for narcissist people! I can earn money all while staring at my beautiful reflection

Pennywise said:
Richie asked Eddie to meet him at the Gym, but Eddie never showed up...
Guess the two of them aren't going to work out...

7/10

Bimbanana · 2026-03-25T05:17:35+0000

Sigh... unfortunately many people quit looking for work once they find a job

Pennywise · 2026-03-25T05:18:39+0000

Bimbanana said:
Sigh... unfortunately many people quit looking for work once they find a job

But they still work!

sleepandeatallday · 2026-03-25T05:23:52+0000

Bimbanana said:
Sigh... unfortunately many people quit looking for work once they find a job

....that sounds logical but also illogical...

you know what.... you get full points for this complex question....

Bimbanana · 2026-03-25T05:59:42+0000

sleepandeatallday said:
....that sounds logical but also illogical...

you know what.... you get full points for this complex question....

My logic is sound. Unfortunately, it's static