Someone claims your thigh.

JayMark

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I'd say, "Get your own thigh. I spent too much time with thigh master to get this good just for you to claim it. You lazy butt."
 

cabbag3

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Everyone: Monetize thigh, being selective to who touches and who doesn't

Me, being unbiased to male/female:

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I like how the general response of people when having their thigh claimed by someone else can easily be generalized into 2 types. lol
 

Nolff

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I like how the general response of people when having their thigh claimed by someone else can easily be generalized into 2 types. lol
I mean, look, You either monetize your own stuff or get those dirty ahh hands off you.
 

fcures

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The steering wheel goes 90⁰ to the right at 60 mph ?
 

RedMuffin

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Me: "Buddy, muffins don't have thighs. You know, I borrowed these for the duration of my lifetime from someone else too."
 
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The harsh sun beats down on the air conditioned starship, but only because we are now in the Nevada desert in the middle of the hottest summer in 127 Earth years. I stop the starship in midair, beaming Karthenemien down, tied up, in the middle of nowhere. You may not claim the thighs of Deokorveleophaneimikeiviel, the 31st Arthoaneiphex Supreimynen, without having the power to claim them.
 

Clo

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I would register the touch.

Then, when safe to do so, would turn my head slightly to look at it.

Then I would focus on driving.

My poker face and lack of reaction, positive or negative, is possibly the best thing I can do to troll back the other person in the car.
 

Nolff

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Hmm... :blob_hmm:
It's not my fault
I'm not to blame
mmm... :blob_hmm_two:
I would register the touch.

Then, when safe to do so, would turn my head slightly to look at it.

Then I would focus on driving.

My poker face and lack of reaction, positive or negative, is possibly the best thing I can do to troll back the other person in the car.
He be like: 'Well, this is awkward.'
Not my problem
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It was the gypsy girl
The witch who set this flame!
Aren't you one of her followers?
 

HiroXV

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I'll sue them for trying to conquer my land. My thigh, my place. GET OFF.
 

Iloveshovels

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One) Are they a Dude
Two) homie scale
Three) I have two friends. I would not allow it.
 
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