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:blob_hmm_two: Your pfp looks just a little bit sus... What's the girl in the picture doin'? :blob_hmm:
Day 13 of sending you dancing black cat gif:
(looks like this will be a very long term thing cause generous donations keep coming in from a mysterious person )
q log #201: I am exhibiting stress behaviors because my enclosure does not have enough enrichment and I am not engaging in species characteristic mutual grooming rituals with the other primates
Azhurie_Mythephan
Azhurie_Mythephan
Leave the enclosure and meet other primates, if possible, then. I cannot leave mine because the nearest thing is a gas station 5 miles away, and there are too many hills to ride a bike.
quagma
quagma
Stupid monkey brain, needing me to do stupid monkey things. I should be an amorphous blob wandering the underbrush seeking insects and small animals for prey. Instead, I am this meat sack covered in hair and anxiety, who has to socialize or their dumb monkey brain goes insane. Who invented this system? *cocks shotgun* I just wanna have a word!
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