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I get four and a half months off after today! Yay!

How dare you all be better than me

mama!!! *hugs and cries* An evil orc, that suspiciously looked like that boss of yours tried to rob my small startup bank that had a poor mother cow's life-earned flowers in it! *sobs*

I can never for the life of me pronounce debt properly

The saying "it takes a village to raise a child" actually means that if you do something bad in front of Timmy's mom, then she'll beat your ass and then tell every other mother in the village, who each will also beat your ass.

Some stupid orc decided to invade my bank. Tsk, don't they know that I have super tight security system against thieves! Regardless he won't find anything cause all the money is hidden (spent)

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dear, just checking but you are the breadwinner in this household right?

*knock knock*