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The saying "it takes a village to raise a child" actually means that if you do something bad in front of Timmy's mom, then she'll beat your ass and then tell every other mother in the village, who each will also beat your ass.
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@Pennywise

Why do you need a village to lift a child in the deadlights? What did you do in front of Timmy's mom.
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IT took a long time to understand....
|.o)
dear, just checking but you are the breadwinner in this household right?
*stares at your title* Are you starting a harem?
I decided I will become an ebil villainess again! I'll go bomb my exam center first! :3
If I were born 100 years ago, I have no doubt I would have had a dozen babies.
Being born of recent years, I don't think I ever will, especially with world events, and costs.
but.. :blob_hug: It still, for some reason, brings me unimaginable happiness to be called 'mommy'.
parental, or otherwise~
Good morning everyone! Today I'm reminded again that I don't like spending money! Because what do you mean a water meter replacement costs a hundred bucks?!
In a strictly physical sense, men are pretty perfect.
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