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I think that the aleo Vera juice drink that I bought turned into an alcoholic beverage when I left it out after opening without refrigeration. It tastes funny Nd tim really fealing it.

Are you still a woof and not a meow?

Guys the hair is a lie! I spent all night cutting her hair and it turned out it was just a wig to cover her bald head!

It's always sunny in philadelphia

Trying to buy a house-house further north is a pain in the arse. Everything is either from the 1400s and in complete disrepair, or looks haunted by the exorcist demon . and the nice ones are expensive for only a half meter square. lol house hunting is aggravating.
I did find one, but it's on the isle, and no way I'm takin a ferry ervday to get mainlend.

I am a horny alien.

Noooooo where's the sexy senorita go?