People are like, "Free water for everyone...Unless you are actually thirsty. In that case you have to prove to me right now your life is worthy of my kindness or not. And make sure to not look too desperate, that gives me the ick and will lead me to just leaving with all my water."
I took 5 dark personality quizzes and each of them describes me having higher than average narcissism and machiavellianism! Ahem! So what they refer as narcissism is what I refer as self-love and self-care! What's wrong with being narcissist! *stares intensely at my reflection in the mirror and blows it a kiss*

Reactions: sleepandeatallday